Maybe he locked himself in a dark closet because you forced him to go see a play that made his whole life seem like a big fat pile of garbage.
Hey, Cat. Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat, Cat- YOU'RE KILLING ME!!
My name is Tori, but on game shows I go by the name "Jade"!
If someone was pushed off this catwalk, and they landed on the floor really hard, do you think they'd live?