I write what I feel
Jade: Isn't it awesome that my boyfriend joined TheSlap and never told me? Awesome.
Cat: No way!!! What a jerk! No offense, Beck, I think you're awesome.
Beck: Thanks, Cat. Jade, I joined two hours ago.
Jade: Yeah, exactly. TWO HOURS!!!
Jade: I hate lullabyes. Why would you sing to a baby while they're trying to sleep? Oh yeah, I hate babies.
Cat: Do you hate my profile page? Cuz there's baby heads all over it.
Jade: Mustard is disgusting. Also, if you wear pink, I really don't like you.
Cat: I wear pink and I eat mustard. Do you hate me? Please say no.
Jade: You have no idea the hated I feel for most people.
Cat: Phew. At least I'm not most people. I'm Cat.
