The New Generation

Bart: StOp DOinG DRugS

Jon

Colin

Ethan

Bart P.O.V.

I sat Jaime waiting for Jon and Riley's school musical. It started and it was sad. I didn't know that they were doing the sort of new musical Dear Evan Hansen. They got to my favorite musical. A boy named Colin was playing Evan, Jon played Connor, and a boy named Ethan played Jared. Riley played Connor's sister Zoe. The song started and there was instant applause

"Dear Evan Hansen, we've been way too out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much. But I should tell you that I think of you each night I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight."

"Why would you write that?"

"I'm just trying to tell the truth."

"This needs to be perfect these emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just I'll do it."

"I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard (Hard?) Has been bad (Bad?) Has been rough (Kinky!) And I miss talking about life and other stuff."

"Very specific​ "

"Shut up!"

"I like my parents."

"Who says that?"

"I love my parents but each day's another fight. If I stop smoking drugs. Then everything might be alright."

"Smoking drugs?"

"Just fix it!"

"If I stop smoking crack (Crack?!) If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright. I'll take your advice I'll try to be more, nice. I'll turn it around. Wait and see, 'cause all that it takes is a little reinvention. It's easy to change if you give it your attention. All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be. Sincerely, Me."

Jon already got clapped for multiple times cause it looked like he was being controlled by what was being written.

"Are we done yet?"

"Well, I can't just give them one email I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?"

"Oh my god."

"Dear Connor Murphy, ​ Yes, I also miss our talks. Stop doing drugs Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks (no)I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees (No)You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise (Absolutely not) Dude, I'm proud of you. Just keep pushing through. You're turning around I can see."

"Just wait and see! 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention. It's easy to change if you give it your attention. All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be. Sincerely, Me"

"My sister's hot."

"What the hell! "

"My bad."

"Dear Evan Hansen, ​thanks for every note you send."

"Dear Connor Murphy, ​I'm just glad to be your friend."

"Our friendship goes beyond. Your average kind of bond but not because we're gay. No, not because we're gay. We're close, but not that way. The only man that I love is my dad. Well anyway! You're getting better every day. I'm getting better every day. We're getting better every day. Hey hey hey hey!"

"'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention. It's easy to change if you give it your attention. All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be. Sincerely Miss you dearly Sincerely, Me. Sincerely, Me. Sincerely, Me. Sincerely, Me."

They got a standing ovation and I was screaming from the back. Jon was hilarious and seeing him dance and look high was too much for Jaime he was already passed out in the aisle from lack of oxygen.

It was after the show when Jon came out and everyone was laughing at how funny he was, Riley was getting boy's phone numbers left and right but it was awkward when she said that she was dating the boy who played Connor. Jon's entire family came despite the fact that they sort of hated him for dating a bat. Riley's entire clan was there giving stern claps and sharp laughs when necessary except for Tim and Babs, they were rolling on the floor the entire time because besides Riley they were the only ones with a funny bone in the bat clan.