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So Benni is at school right now. She's in gym on her school computer. And this bitch; let's call Dick-wipe. She was making noises sounding like the devil was being pulled out of her and Benni said "Can you please not?" And Benni friend Bri was like "Don't do that Benni let her get in trouble by herself." And Dick-wipe was like: "What you gon' do? Be quiet."  And Benni was like "This is hypocrisy" and Dick-wipe was like "Shut the fuck up. What you gon' do huh? Say my name, say my name." And Benni did just that. "Dick-wipe" Then she was like "Alright wassup!" And Benni said "Not how 'bout you?" in the calmest voice.

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