The Best and Most Shocking Murder Mystery Story Ever!!!!

Detective Pdshuphiom had been procrastinating for months, but now that his savings were almost up he decided to go back to work. His secretary, sitting at the opposite end of the room, told him it was almost time.

"Time for what?" Pdsuhphoim asked.

Carolyn, his slightly smart brunette secretary told him "Everyone always comes in at 10:00 AM."

"Oh, right, I must have forgotten," Pbshoshium said.

"That's okay, detective," Carolyn, the blond and quite stupid secretary reassured him. Detective Pdshuphiom looked at his watch. It was 10:00 AM.

"Detective, someone's here to see you," said his redhead bad tempered secretary Carolyn, quite adjectively.

"Bring him in," Pdsuhphoim said.

"Her, don't you mean," Carolyn responded.

A woman who was quite taller than most women, not as tall as a basketball player, but taller than a counter, not taller than a door frame, but taller than a doggy door. I think you get the idea...

"Help, Help!" the woman screamed.

"What can I help you with?" Pdshuphiom asked.

"My automobile insurance ran out!" the woman said desperately.

"Well, go to the insurance shop," Pdshuphiom said.

"Oh, thank you so much!" the woman said, leaving the detective's office.

Just as the woman was leaving, another woman entered the office.

"Help! Help!" she screamed.

"What's the problem?" Pdshuphiom asked.

"Oh goodness, someone was murdered!" she screamed.

"Who?" Asked Pdshuphiom

"I don't know," the woman replied.

"When did it happen?" asked Psdfertiop.

"I don't know," replied the woman.

"Well, where did it happen?" asked Pdshuphiom

"I don't know," replied the woman.

"Do you know anything about the murder?" asked Pdshuphiom

"No," replied the woman. And with that she was gone.

"Sounds like a tough one, detective," the blonde and a little stupid secretary, Carolyn said.

"It's going to be hard, schedule our suspects for an interrogation," Pdshuphiom ordered.

"Sure thing, detective..." the smart brunette Carolyn said, feeling like this was a waste of her time and life.

Pdshuphiom walked onto the street. He sat on a bench, reached his hand under the bench, and collected a piece of gum. "A clue," he said to himself.

He walked farther down the road. He took fingerprint samples from a doorknob. He looked around some more but couldn't find any clues. He returned to his office.

"Detective, your first suspect is in the interrogation room," said Carolyn, the short-tempered redhead who was his secretary.

"Thanks," said Pdshuphiom.

He walked into the dark interrogation room, a bright light was casted on the suspect's face.

"Where were you at an unspecified time?" asked Pdshuphiom.

"How am I supposed to answer that?" the suspect pleaded.

"Answer the question!" Pdshuphiom yelled.