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You are walking around the block, to your dads talent agency, My PeePee Large. It is THE place to be represented by. You are super rich. Your dad is super rich. Your mom is super rich. You dont have siblings because you want to be super rich.
So you are super rich. And it is great. When you get to your dads office building, you walk in. it is a really cool building because it looks rich and you are rich and you like people to know youre rich. You take the elevator up to your dads office because you need money to buy the new thing at the store ( it can be whatever you want it to be).
You walk down the grand hallway. Your dads office is at the end of the hallway. You get annoyed because you have to walk so far.
You knock on your dads door, then go into his office without asking because your an entitled little bitch. He is sitting behind his desk talking to a man you do not know. The stranger turns around and looks at you.
He is HOT.
You dont even hear your dad tell you to go away. You just keep looking at the stranger. You start to drool. Thats embarassing so you step out of the room to wipe your face. You enter the room again and your dad explains the stranger to you.
"Sweetie," he says "this is Brad Pitt, my new client."
Brad Pitt sticks out his hand to you. "Call me Brad." He says. Brad has a husky voice that kind of turns you on a little but now is not the time because you need to ask your dad for money.
It suddenly dawns on you that its a little embarassing to ask your parents for money while in the presence of someone so hot. You get sheepish and back slowly out of the room, keeping your eyes from this manifestation of hotness.
You run down the hall and go to the bathroom and splash water down your face. Brad is still on your mind. You have a boyfriend, for Christs sake! Then you get even more embarassed because you realize you didnt say anything back to him. He must think your a mute! ARGH! Why do you have to act so weird all the time?
You run out of the bathroom into the hall and into the elevator. Theres one other person in there but you dont notice them. You punch the button and slump against the wall, out of breath.
"You didnt tell me your name earlier." The other person in the elevator says. Its Brad!
Your face goes up in flames and you mutter your name to him. He smiles and says " Thats a pretty name."
'Thanks" you say, your face getting even darker.
"Im an actor"he says. You can tell hes trying to make small talk with you, so you answer dryly.
"I would imagine, if youre coming to my dad."
"That was your dad?!?!?" He exclaims. "I thought he was, like, your boyfriend or something."
"Ew, no." Brad is kinda stupid, you infer. But you think it makes his character more authentic. But theres something else you need to ask him, before you get too caught up in this whirlwind romance you are bound to have, because you are rich.
"Do you have a girlfriend?" You ask. You realize that this is an innapropriate question to ask a man you just met, but dammit, you want answers.
"No," he says.
"Do you have any upcoming projects?" You ask.
"Hopefully your dad will help me find something." He answers.
By then the elevator door has opened so you walk out, wanting to get away from the awkward situation, but Brad is hot on your heels.
"Hey!" He shouts at you.
You turn around and he jogs toward your car.
"I know you like me," he says. "All women do." You wan to slap him. He is such a jerk! Even when he's right. You turn around and get in your car. You drive home.
When you get home to your penthouse ( because you are rich) you flop onto your bed and think about Brad. Brad is too hot for being such a jerk. It's not fair! You go to sleep having dreams about Brad and his hotness.
