A/n: i learned a sad thing today
16 weeks pregnant later:
You and Brad walk into the OBGYN office. Brad checks himself in at the front desk. The receptionist looks at him weirdly, and you flip her off. You then hug Brad protectively and lead him to a chair. Then a doctor comes out and calls for Brad to get checked up.
You walk into the sterile room and Brad has to lay on the crinkly bed. Then the doctor touches his growing belly and you kick him in the ball sack.
"DON'T TOUCH MY LOVE" you scream at the doctor. You then go to Brad and lay ontop of him. The doctor yells at you and tells you that youre going to hurt the baby and then kicks you out of the office.
While you are waiting in the car, Brad gets done with his appointment and tells you that your going to have twins.
You scream in delight and then Brads stomach goes crazy and starts to vibrate. You the scream in terror and you carry him back into the OBGYN office.
"This is normal" says the doctor, after you take him back intot the doctors office.
"Whew" you say but Brad gets a Mad look on his face
"DO YOU MEAN THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN ALL THE TIME" brad screams.
"DO NOIT DO THAT THE BABY IS GOING TOCOME OUT IF YOU SCREEM" the doctor screams back.
"Ok" says brad. You guys then go home.
24 weeks pregnant later:
Brad is in the bathroom, puking. It sounds awful, you think. Brad should not be puking, or else the baby will come out. Wait, you think, it's babies. You guys are going to have two babies.
You go to the bathroom and rub brads back comfortingly.
"It's okay brad." You say to him "youre gonna have the baby soon"
Brad looks up at you with teary eyes. "Its gonna be TWO BABIES" he whispers to you.
"My bad" you say back. You then jump up onto your two feet, and head down to the froyo shop across the street. You get brad wedding cake flavored froyo (subtle) and you head back to the penthouse.
You get into the penthouse and go to the kitchen. You set the froyo on the counter, and take out the ring from your pocket. You decide you are going to propose to brad today.
You then shove the ring into the frozen yogurt and carry it tomthe bathroom where brad is still sitting on the floor.
You hand the cup to brad and he starts eating it. When he gets to the ring he takes it out and he screams.
"ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU?" He jumps up. "BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS YES!!!"
Then you guys hug and kiss and do things that are too pg-13 for this story and go to bed.
38 weeks pregnant later:
"THE BABIES ARE COMING WE NEED TO GO RIGHT NOW!!!"
To be continued...
