Shut Up and Dance With Me

Chapter 8: Shut Up and Dance

Summary:

coo coo motherfuckers: MATT GOT A GIG AT BALMERA STARTING THIS WEEKEND
coo coo motherfuckers: GUESS WHAT SQUAD IS GOING CLUBBING SATURDAY TO SUPPORT MY BROTHER'S FIRST DAY ON THE JOB
vive la lance: oh
vive la lance: oh my goD
vive la lance: OH MY GOD
coo coo motherfuckers: there's my hype man

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Group Chat: "Family BBQ - Today's Menu: Spit-Roasted Squad"

coo coo motherfuckers: ALRIGHT
coo coo motherfuckers: I need to know who's here
coo coo motherfuckers: so roll call time
coo coo motherfuckers: sound off nerds
coo coo motherfuckers: I'll start: pidge
uptown hunk: hunk :3c
fuck off: uh keith
vive la lance: lance aka the man of your dreams ;)
fuck off: more like nightmares
vive la lance: you know what keiTH???
vive la lance: youre absolutely right
fuck off: ...
fuck off: I am?
vive la lance: yeah
vive la lance: this level of perfection is frightening
fuck off: amazing
vive la lance: thank you
coo coo motherfuckers: alright so tweedle dee and tweedle dum are here got it
fuck off: dibs on tweedle dee
vive la lance: whAT??
vive la lance: nO!
vive la lance: you're totALLY tweedle dumb
fuck off: and why is that?
coo coo motherfuckers: he's just going to say it's cause you're dumb
vive la lance: because I make you speechless ;)
fuck off: I
uptown hunk: :O
coo coo motherfuckers: ...wow
fuck off: yeah
coo coo motherfuckers: I'm actually a little impressed
fuck off: I actually have nothing to say to that
vive la lance: HA!
fuck off: I'm just so surprised you made an intelligent joke
vive la lance: you know Im sensing some sass over there
vive la lance: but Im going to ignore it in favor of the compliment
fuck off: do what you gotta do to make yourself feel better
coo coo motherfuckers: ANYWAY
coo coo motherfuckers: can you two stop clogging up the chat long enough for me to figure out if the others are here?
fuck off: you're not my mom
coo coo motherfuckers: keith I will beat your ass
coo coo motherfuckers: I know where you live
fuck off: bring it munchkin
fuck off: I put out the mousetraps
coo coo motherfuckers: I will murder your kneecaps
fuck off: I'll stand on the table
coo coo motherfuckers: I will climb up that bean pole physique to punch you in the jaw
vive la lance: figHT FIGHT FIGHT
fuck off: I'll sit on you
coo coo motherfuckers: biTCh
coo coo motherfuckers: you weight like tWO POUNDS
vive la lance: not to be a buzzkill cause you know I love a good ol fashions pidge/keith beat down
vive la lance: but keith is a heavy af fat ass
vive la lance: can confirm
fuck off: just because yOU have the upper body strength of a diseased hamster
vive la lance: excuSE
uptown hunk: so, like, you guys know I love you, and I love all your shenanigans, but I've got a paper I need to write and a LOT of research to do for it
uptown hunk: so can we like, hurry this along?
vive la lance: sorry buddy
uptown hunk: no problem, dude :3c
vive la lance: <3
uptown hunk: <33
fuck off: what'd you need pidge?
coo coo motherfuckers: right
coo coo motherfuckers: where are the more adult-y adults?
fuck off: pretty sure shiro is working at the museum
uptown hunk: probably allura too then, cause they usually try to line up their schedules
coo coo motherfuckers: -COUGH- BASICALLY MARRIED -COUGH-
fuck off: basically
vive la lance: amen
uptown hunk: I think it's cute :3
coo coo motherfuckers: you would, you big softie
uptown hunk: I can't help it D:
coo coo motherfuckers: you don't need to help it, you're perfect, hunk
uptown hunk: awwww
uptown hunk: I already told you I'm not making cookies tonight
coo coo motherfuckers: worth a shot
coo coo motherfuckers: so what about coran?
vive la lance: hes probs still at the studio
vive la lance: dudes there all day
coo coo motherfuckers: yeah but he usually checks his phone for messages, especially when he's got downtime in the office
vive la lance: its monday right?
uptown hunk: yup, and this paper, by the way, is due friday
uptown hunk: and pidge is in this class, too
uptown hunk: so I know they should be working right now
coo coo motherfuckers: you're not my mom
uptown hunk: no work, no cookies
coo coo motherfuckers: .... fuck
vive la lance: pretty sure corans got some classes today
coo coo motherfuckers: godDAMMIT
fuck off: what'd you want to tell us?
coo coo motherfuckers: I can't now >:(
fuck off: ?
coo coo motherfuckers: you've all gotta be here when I make the announcement
coo coo motherfuckers: otherwise there won't be the proper mix of excitement and peer pressure
coo coo motherfuckers: plus it'll just get lose by your constant blathering and I can't be assed to get excited twice
uptown hunk: alright so is this meeting done then?
coo coo motherfuckers: postponed until further notice
uptown hunk: alright, wanna meet in the living room to cross examine sources?
coo coo motherfuckers: sounds good
vive la lance: great now that the nerds are gone we can talk about cool things
vive la lance: hows it going keith?
fuck off: I'm out
vive la lance: KEITH NO WAIT
fuck off: what?
vive la lance: Im bored :(
fuck off: not my problem
vive la lance: why are you always so rude
vive la lance: shiro didnt raise you this way
fuck off: shiro once told me that if I ate enough spiders I could absorb their power and be like spiderman
vive la lance: ... wow
vive la lance: how many spiders did you eat?
fuck off: I don't want to talk about it
vive la lance: was it upwards of ten?
fuck off: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
vive la lance: alright alright
vive la lance: but dont think Im gonna let you forget about this
fuck off: wouldn't dream of it
vive la lance: cool
vive la lance: so you doing anything?
fuck off: not really
vive la lance: wanna play games?
fuck off: yeah sure