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T:,,,y r u and Wally armed with hundreds of marshmallows, Dickie's mattress, and a pocket knife
J: Either start stuffing or shut your fucking mouth.
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J: Why do I hear you talking?
T: 'Cause u got ears u dumbass bitch
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T: I hate it when kids scream in public. They have no real problems. It should be me screaming. ME.
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J: Who the fuck invited you?
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T: I see u got stupider
J: I see you still look like a year old corpse.
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J: My eyebrow keeps twitching.
T: It's the government
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T: Today I accidentally gave the bus driver a Yu Gi Oh card instead of my bus pass again
J: I???? Didn't ask?????
J: ...
J: Again?
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J: WHAT THE FUCK?!
T: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE EINSTEIN OF OUR GENERATION
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T: ur drunk
J: J beilve that'z four mE 2 decied
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J: Go the fuck to sleep or I am duct taping you up and throwing your ass into the bathtub.
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T: u suck
J: You swallow.
T: Of course, spitters are quitters
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J: How do you not have a life plan? A day plan?!
T: what makes u think that
J: I once found a note on you that said "put on pants" followed by a question mark.
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T: Oh! Here comes Dickie!
J: Is he wearing airpods??
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J: I would tell you to go fuck yourself, but your ego is so fucking big that you would probably try.
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T: SOAKING UR FOOD IN COFFEE IS MORE EFFICIENT TIME WISE
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J: God released me into the world and now he's hunting me for sport.
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T: I wish I had a lightsaber but instead I have depression
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J: I bumped into a hoe today.
T: wait
T: but you bumped into me today
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T: Self care is drinking three (3) pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight with a god
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J: SOMEBODY STOP THAT ASYMMETRICAL BITCH.
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T: I've had so much coffee. I haven't slept in three (3) days. I can hear colours.
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J: Fix it.
T: Its a ransom note, I don't care about grammar, I'm too tired to
J: There is no excuse for bad grammar.
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T: Ur not allowed to be busy ur the only other person awake at the same time as me
T: Wait a sec y r u awake at the same time as me
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Left On Read // Book Two
Fanfiction(T- Tim Drake. J-Jason Todd.) T: What do u think would happen if I put coffee instead of milk in my cereal J: It's 2am, fuck off. ---- J: LOG OUT YOU UGLY BITCH. ---- T: STARBUCKS WISHES IT COULD BE GOOD COFFEE! J: IT IS GOOD COFFEE! ---- J: What...
