Inspired by Hannah.
Suggested by Hannah.
You sit alone all by yourself at McDonald's cuz you a sad bitch Ms. Ari could never hunny.
Just then Manu Rios, the beautiful Greek God himself walked in the doors, wearing nothing but a Speedo and a blanket because its fucking winter and hunny Manu Razer doesn't put clothes on apparently.
So anyway, besides the blanket he had a chicken, just then your rival Kylie Jenner walks in.
"Is ThAt A cHiCkEn??" You look at her in astonishment as she got it right for once. You walked right up to that bitch and say,
"ʜɔƚid ꙅꙅɒ ʞɔiɿƚ uoʏ ᎸᎸo ʞɔɒᙠ"
And then snatch her wig like she was a drag queen.
Manu was so impressed that he ordered a McChicken.
The rest of the day he ate the McChicken and you couldn't help but think.
That chicken is luckier than you.
