Aries - shouts at the tv
Taurus - scared of the dark
Gemini - hums to self a lot
Cancer - laughs at things that aren't funny
Leo - is too stubborn to wear sun protection and then gets burned
Virgo - needs to google everything just in case
Libra - a sore loser at board games
Scorpio - learns the whole of a rap song
Sagittarius - knocks everything over
Capricorn - needs to wear 3908 layers to stay warm
Aquarius - falls asleep in the car
Pisces - saves pictures of the life they want
