DDLC Oneshots

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This is not an actual chapter I was just bored so I started writing this

Monika: Hey Natsuki!

Natsuki: What, Monika?

Monika: Did you and Yuri go...

Natsuki & Yuri: DONT SAY IT MONIKA!!

Nothin's going to stop that girl

Monika: Ahem, So Natsuki did you and Yuri go Yuri on the bed? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Natsuki: Hey A/N do you know where Monika is at the moment?

Oh she's at Sayori's house

Yuri: Hey Sayori!

Sayori: Hm?

Monika: Yuri don't you-- AHHHH NATSUKI!! ow

Lol, what'd she do to you Monika?

Monika: She appeared out of nowhere and bit my hand

Brutal, hey Natsuki

Natsuki: What!?

High five bruh *Raises my hand*

Natsuki: Ayeee *High fives with A/N*

Monika: :<

Yuri: Hey Sayori

Sayori: What is it Yuri?

Yuri: What did you and Monika-

Natsuki: Do when I first joined the club

Monika: SAYORI DONT YOU DARE ANSWER THAT QUESTION!!

Ayeee Yuri

Sayori: Uhm

Sayori left

Aww I wanted to find out *whispers* even if I kinda already know

Monika: Ugh, this is the third time she left because she didn't want to answer a question

*Grabs a water balloon then throws it at Monika*

Monika: WTH?! A/N!?

Natsuki: BWAHAHAHAHHA!

*Grabs a water gun and spurts it at Natsuki and Yuri, still not saying a single word*

Yuri: *Grabs three water guns and hands Natsuki and Monika the two*

Natsuki: Sweet! *Chases A/N while shooting water rapidly everywhere*

Sayori came back :D

Sayori: You guys are going to get sick or something

Monika: Sayori! Join us!

Sayori: Lol no im not getting sick like you guys

Natsuki: Then your going to miss all the fun we're having!

Sayori: I'd rather play video games with A/N later

Yey! what are we going to play? Mario!? Sonic!? *Gasp* Pokemon!?!

Sayori: I don't really care just stop playing with water guns

Sure! *Drops water gun and heads to Sayori's house*

Natsuki: Jokes on them I never get sick and *sneeze*

Yuri: Oh s- *sneeze*

Monika: Dang it *sneeze*

Sayori: Told you *hands A/N a spare controller*

*Gasp* Smash Bros Ultimate!?

The end..?