Hold the fuck up, I'm not dead

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Natsuki: So I got suspended

Sayori: What?! What did you do?!

Natsuki: Just listen

"We're at school, teacher got mad then came up to me"

"Then she said; There's an idiot at the end of this ruler!"

"Then I said; *ehem* Which end?"

Natsuki: So there

~

Sayori: Someone is possessed by an owl!

Monika: Who?

Sayori: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH--

~

*At 11pm*

Sayori: Yuri, pssst! Yuriiiiii!

Yuri: *woken up* W-What?

Sayori: We're about to sleep

Yuri: *inhale*---

~

Yuri: Hey Natsuki do you know what idk, gtg, ttyl, and ily means?

Natsuki: I don't know, got to go, talk to you later, I love you

Yuri: I love you too, Natsuki nevermind I'll go ask someone else

Natsuki: (did Yuri just bamboozle me?)

~

Anyway, so :3 the third!

Hey gays!

Yuri: huh?

Sayori: Hi!

Monika: You called?

Natsuki: "Gays"

Lol so anyways, I have something to say!

Sayori: Oooh! What is it?!

Natsuki: Spill the tea, A/N

Yuri: I'd rather you not spill actual tea

I hate myself!

Monika: Wait what?

does dis mean I hav depression?

Sayori: Probably

Yuri: I'd say yes

:D

Monika: *silently thinking to herself*

Natsuki: So... Since when?

Around when I was... Idk 3rd grade? 4th, long time

Monika: *inhales deeply* OKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Is it me or is Monika overreacting?

Monika: WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERREACTING!?

Natsuki: Monika calm down jeez

*rubs her back in comforting cirles*

Monika: *breathes in and out*

Sayori: So hold up, your in highschool now correct?

Yes..?

Sayori: When did you realized you had depression?

A few months ago

Monika: And you didn't even tell us?!

:/ Meh

Monika: Okay anyways I can tell you want to change the topic--

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