Juan Lemon

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Did I mention that John Lennon is adorable?
I mean look at that lil' cutie.
I know I haven't been updating but when I'm not it's cuz I don't feel like doing much. And all I wanna do sometimes is watch crack videos and lie in bed and never get up.
But I can't! Cuz I got responsibilities!!😤 And I'm RESPONSIBLE!!(hardly 😏)
But ya know. So this is what I do,
I talk about my luvie😍 because he is best (and im too lazy to write stories, but I try)
Anyhoo
Johnny Lemon is my favorite beATle*.
Why? You ask. Don't ask actually, that's a very redundant question
*Help! movie reference 😏

I mean look at this frickin face? Is yous really gonna ask me WHY? If you do, you're bloody MAD!!

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I mean look at this frickin face? Is yous really gonna ask me WHY? If you do, you're bloody MAD!!

I mean look at this frickin face? Is yous really gonna ask me WHY? If you do, you're bloody MAD!!

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Yea like that, thank you John.
I'm sorry I'm crazy... (People whispers: "she's trash")
Hell yeahs I am! Drag me to Azkaban or something 😏.
Reminds me of the time my friend told me I was Bellatrix so that was fun.
Am I rambling? Yea I am, but whatever.

-cries a lil'- even Johnny disapproves of my gruesome behavior :')

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-cries a lil'- even Johnny disapproves of my gruesome behavior :')

Welp i still wuv you... It's like my dog, even tho she rejects me, it's ok cuz..She is... still adorbs...yea let's just go with that..😓

Kk idk what else to say.. So I'll just continue talking about rando stuff.. For example, uh.. I woke up today because my dog needed to pee and so did I, so I did that.. And I fed myself and I watched the giant rectangular thing with glass in my living room...yea that sounds about right.. -sigh- I need to do more things with my life..
Imma go listen to music now.. -cough cough- the Beatles -cough-

       -cough cough- the Beatles -cough-

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Yup.. Let the sadness roll in, Pol. Welp at least my friend like Johnny... Literally the only reason she started listening to them was because of this video :
https://youtu.be/BSWchSdJrFw

Specifically, this part: 0:32
Yup, seems pretty reasonable right? So yea.. Now her liking the boys has nothing to do with me talking about John a lot, I swear...😏
She like Queen to.. But that's not my fault , its her 40 year old dad. I SWEAR!! Don't come at me

 I SWEAR!! Don't come at me

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*whispers* Teehee..so cute
Anyways..yea totally not my fault..

Yup, that's my goal and that is not a lie, god so help me, I will make that girl like The Beatles if it's the last thing I do

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Yup, that's my goal and that is not a lie, god so help me, I will make that girl like The Beatles if it's the last thing I do...I'll even bring out my secret weapon if I have to.. I'm talking to you,
MarcyWilliams709, tehehehee.

Yeaaah..that confirms it, I'm crazy

that confirms it, I'm crazy

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Yup just like that..

OK bye, once again I have to go die now.. Or something.. :')

-Alexa your favorite type of Amazon, 3/24/2019

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