The adventures of Sammy&Daniel the time Sammy committed tax fraud

Chapter 1 Larry's shop

Sam: wow I finally got a chance to get out of the house for a couple of hours and check out this new mall that opened.

Annoncer: Larry and James guitar and shoe store is having a sale all this week on Bass and Electric guitars 50% off.

Sam: oh my god a sale on bass and Electric guitars? Sign me up!

Sam: Hello? Is anybody here? I'm interested in buy all the guitars in the store! Maybe they went on their lunch break. This is amazing I can finally get that bass guitar that Danny always wanted. The shoe section is having a huge sale on birkenstocks, I should buy a few pairs just incase.

*2hours later*

Larry: Hello sir did you find everything ok- holy shit! You brought up all the stuff in the store!

Sam: I know right! Who would have thought you could get a good deal on a couple of bass guitars and a few pairs of birkenstocks!

Larry: Wow ok um...the total will be 1,000,000,000$.

Sam: really? Ok here's your money.

Larry: HEY YOU HAVE TO PAY TAXES ON ALL THIS STUFF!

Sam: *runs off* I don't pay taxes boi I dodge em!

Larry: You bastard! HEY STOP THAT GUY!

*911 what's your emergency?*

Larry: We have a tax fraud on the loose!

Sam: Haha those bastards won't catch me!

Officer Kelly: Hold it right their fraud! Put your hands in the air!

Officer Karen: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!!!

*Danny pulls up*

Danny: Hurry Sam hop in!

*speeds off*

Officer Kelly: Shit he's getting away! Everyone move out move, move move!

*speeding down the highway*

Sam: That was a close one! How did you know I was at the mall?

Danny: You were read a magazine about it last night.

Sam: well that figures

Danny: Shit those cops are back on our tail again!

Officer Kelly: Pull over right now you criminals!

Danny: In your dreams! *pulls gun out*

Officer Kelly: shit he has a gun! Everyone get down!

Danny: Hahaha you bastards can't catch us!

Officer Karen: Not on my watch! Everyone aim at the tires!

Danny: I don't think so Karen! *shots car off the road*

Officer Kelly: No! KAREN!!! You bastard!

Officer Karen: I'll be fine Kelly you and Jake go after those frauds.

Officer Kelly: This is horrible how are we going to stop these crooks!

Jake Sparrow: leave that to me.

*gets on megaphone*

Jake Sparrow: Mr and Ms. Wagner pull over this instant or we will shot!

Danny: Is that Jake? When did Jake become a police officer? I know it's been 2 years since the breakup but who would have thought Jake would become a cop?Anyway we need to find a way to loose these cops!

Sam: I have an ideal, turn off this ledge.

Danny: What! Sam it's a lake down there we could die!

Sam: watch me! *takes steering wheel*

Danny: Sam what are yo- AHHHHHHH!

*lands on dirt road*

Danny: WHAT! BUT YOU SAID THEIR WASN'T A ROA-

Sam: I went hiking the other day and seen that this trail leads to a off road highway.

Danny: A highway? Hm...neat.

Officer Kelly: Are you ok Karen?

Officer Karen: I'll be fine. I'm just a little upset that we lost those crooks.

Jake: Not for long

Officer Kelly: What do you mean?

Jake: There is a dirt road by that lake that leads to another highway. If we keep going straight we could make a left by those pine trees, go down that long dirt road and have back up block the street.

Officer Karen: What if they turn back around a go the other way?

Jake: That won't be a problem. Backup will be on both sides of the road to make sure they don't escape. As for you and dad you can call more back up incase things get to crazy ok?

Officer Karen&Kelly: Okay let's lock up some tax frauds.

*an hour later*

Danny: Sam why did you buy all this stuff? You know we don't have enough room to put all these guitars and shoes anywhere.

Sam: I been doing some thinking lately and I was thinking maybe we should get the band back together.

Danny: What! Why?

Sam: I know it's crazy but I want to see my brothers in the same room again. I know after we did that Cleveland show Josh and Jake got into a nasty fight, and swore they would never talk to each other again. I want us to sit down and talk.

Danny: that's going to be tough because Josh move away to some island and nobody's seen him since. And Jake and your parents are working for the frankenmuth police department. Plus that old manager we had managed to cheat us out of nine million dollars! That's why Josh was so pissed because Jake knew he was stealing money from us and never told us until all the money was gone. While we were going broke he was getting paid more money then we were.

Sam: I know Danny but that was 2 years ago. I want to put all this in the past and get eveyone back together and talk things out.

Danny: Sam that's going to be tough because nobody can find Josh and Josh made it known he doesn't want to talk to Jake anymore. It's best if we just leave that in the past where it belongs and move on.

Danny: Plus we have bigger things to worry about.

Sam: What do you mean?

Danny: With all this craziness going on it must be too much for Sammy Jr. He hasn't seen his uncles since he was 4 years old, and we told him that his uncle Josh went away to a "special" island to get better, and his uncle Jake moved out of state to find a better job. I don't like lying to our son but one day he's going to ask us what really happened to his uncles.

Sam: Your right, I don't like lying to our son either but something's are just ment to be left alone. I want Sam to have a good relationship with his uncles but the way things are going I don't think any of that is possible.

Danny: You're right we should just move one and forget about this whole thing.