"Im sorry" said Birdie. "I don't forgive you" said dead boi. "I got you a plastic ring" said Birdie. "I forgive you" said dead boi. Then they smashed theyre lips together. "I promise ill never cheat again" said Birdie.
Later that night
Birdies POV
I heard tapping on the bedroom window. I quietly got out of bed trying not to wake up Dead boi. Outside the window I saw Herbert the Pervert, Claude Frollo, and Himeguts. I blushed so hard and opened the window for them to get in.
The next day
Dead bois pov
I was in the drive thru of Goofy Goobers ordering 5 triple goober berry sunrise's. I drove home and handed them out to my family. "Kids eat yor ice cream I made it" I don't my one kid got pissed and refused to eat it. "I slaved over a hot stove, standing on nails, listening to Justin Biebers weird ass shitty music making you your ice cream and your gonna eat it" I don't tilted her peach colored bird head up toward the ceiling. "EAT IT OR ILL MAKE YOU WATCH LOGAN PAUL" "Ew hell no" said I don't. "OMG I DONT SAID HER FIRST WORDS HONEY GET THE CAMERA"
Birdies Pov
Oh shit she wants a camera. Well I cant get it cause I let Herbert the Pervert borrow it so he can film a paper bag on the road. I don't want her to find out im dating many people so I have to distract her. I quickly turned on the tv. On tv there was news about president Pewdiepie. All of a suddenly dead boi forgot what she was doing and went to watch tv. There was knocking at the door it was........ ALL MY LIFE PROBLEMS...... nah just kidding it was lifenoggin. "Hey you got some new neighbors" said life Noggin. Then I saw a huge group of our neighbors gathering around a house.
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Romanceyou better read the first story before you read this one. ___________ contains: explaining in beginning NSFW scenes (that's all for now)
