Shane Dawson X His Cat

Part 1: Shane's Cat

Shane's cat was sitting on the couch in the garage, drinking vodka from the bottle. His depression had caught up with him, due to a recent bout of unfortunate events.  In his pocket, there was a bag containing 5 ounces of cocaine that he had purchased from James Charles. After he had taken a few swigs from the bottle of vodka, Shane's Cat whipped the cocaine out of his pocket, opened the bag and poured the cocaine on to the table. Purring softly, Shane's Cat arranged the cocaine in a line using his credit card. Just as he was about to snort the cocaine, Shane's Cat heard loud banging noises coming from the door. It was Shane. "Cat, I know your in there bitch. Unlock the fucking door now bitch." Shane screamed.  "Goddammit Shane! Not again! Please Shane! Not again!" Shane's Cat yowled. "You know this door can't keep me from you, Cat! Nothing can! Nothing can stand in my way! I'm the fucking QUEEN!" Shane screamed. Just as Shane's Cat got up to further barricade the door to prevent Shane from entering the garage, Shane smashed through the door with such force that Shane's Cat was knocked across the garage, in to the wall. Shane was standing in the doorway, breathing heavily. "What did I tell you cat, I'm the fucking Queen. Now you will feel my wrath." Shane began walking towards Shane's Cat, who was still on the ground. "No Shane! No!" Shane's Cat yowled once again. Shane then grabbed Shane's Cat by the scruff of his neck, and thrust him on to the couch. "No!" Shane's Cat Yowled. Thinking quickly, Shane's Cat grabbed the half empty bottle of vodka off of the table next to the couch, and smashed it over Shane's head. Broken glass and vodka rained down on to the concrete floor of the garage. Shane didn't even flinch. "You think that will stop me Cat? You think a little glass and vodka can stop the Queen?" Shane said through clenched teeth. Shane then began laughing, a crazed, diabolical laugh. "That is your wrath cat? Is that all you've got? Ok then, now I shall demonstrate MY wrath, cat!" Shane screamed. Shane then grabbed Shane's Cat's paws, and spread them. "NOOOOO!" Shane's Cat screamed.