One Piece: Law and Disorder-Blood is Thick

Nebun

Sanji had told the others to fish and Usui was in the galley with Sanji preparing side dishes. They were low on meat and Sanji knew if they were going to have a party, the crew (especially Luffy) would vacuum up the food in less than a minute.

Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper were sitting over the railing with their own fishing rods.

“Oh!” Luffy pointed at school of dolphins. “Look at that!”

“Ooooh!” Usopp’s smiled at the sight. “There’s so many!”

 “Cool!” Chopper’s eyes sparkled.

Luffy pouted. “Why can’t I catch any of them?”

“You could, but you wouldn’t be able to eat them,” Usopp said.

“I’m sure they’d be yummy…”

There was a tug on Luffy’s pole.

“Oh!” the trio exclaimed.

“Here we go!” Luffy said, reeling in the fishing line with all his might. “Come to Luffy, dolphin!”

The surface of the water broke and a giant, plump pig flew out of the depths. The boys’ eyes popped out and their jaws dropped to the deck.

“A PIG?!?!”

“EEEEEEEEEK!” Chopper shrieked.

“Luffy!” Sanji had barged out of the galley with Usui close to his heels. “Don’t you dare let that catch get away!”

Usui laughed in exhilaration, watching the pirates fight to reel in the pig. “Sugoi!”

“I’ll make the best pork in the world out of this!” Sanji said, rushing to their side.

Luffy’s eyes became stars and his mouth started watering. “The best in the world?! Sounds great!”

“Alright!” Usopp and Chopper assisted Luffy as he almost got pulled off the deck. “You won’t escape!”

Sanji stomped on Zoro’s stomach as he ran.

“Buahoooh!” Zoro said at the sudden weight.

“Wake up, shitty swordsman! Our dinner is at stake!”

“What the hell—?!”

“Ooooooh!” Franky picked up the trio and pulled backwards. “A sea pig, huh?! Can’t wait to sink my teeth in!”

The pig was jumping over the ship and Zoro grinned, unsheathing a sword. “A sea pig!”

“Strike it under its chin!” Sanji ordered.

“Got it!”

Zoro pounced into the air and two slashes later and an ear splitting squeal, the pig descended back into the sea.

“Yeah!” Luffy and Chopper cheered.

Franky dropped them and Usopp appeared to be dead on the floor.

“Usopp!?” Chopper yelled.

“Oh, warui,” Franky apologized. “I might’ve squeezed too hard.”

“Ah… ah... ah…” Usopp stammered,  his eyes rolled back into his head.

The pig was bobbing in the water when Sanji flew into the air, his leg prepared to kick. “Waaaaaaah!”

“What’s with all this noise?!” Nami demanded, exiting the study with Robin.

“Look, Nami!” Luffy pointed. “We caught a pig!”