saitō oneshots

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Side note: this is actually based on a true story and it's so cute like pls ship saitō :(

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It was a normal day for 7 year old kaitō. He finished eating breakfast, got dressed for school and then stared out the car window as his dad drove him.

"Bye dadddd!"

He grinned and ran inside the building, today he had a plan that was destined for success. He was going to propose to his math teacher Misses Akari.

He waited all day till finally he went to math class and there she was, she was wearing a cute blue dress that in Kaitō's words "made her small brown eyes sparkle." He sat there and waited for his moment.

"Okay class that's it for today. Please remember to bring your tests in tomorrow and don't forget to study hard and have fun!"

She watched as all the kids left except for a small boy in the corner.

"Hey, kaitō? The class is over."

"Oh, um yeah. You look really pretty today."

"Aw thanks sweetheart, do you need help with anything?"

She asked as he walked up to her and shoved a small red box into her hand

"Oh, what's this?"

"It's for you!"

He smiled sweetly and then tried to do the most serious face he could

"Oh, okay"

She opened it and saw a cute little plastic ring, the ones you get from those little vending machine things, it was silver and had a red gem.

"Oh, it's absolutely beautiful! Thank you, sweetheart."

She put it on her pinky finger and gave him a hug

"That's the wrong finger"

He frowned and took it off of her pinky and slipped it on her ring finger.

"You're really sweet and pretty, will you please marry me?"

"Oh kaitō, honey I'd love to but I'm like three times your age."

She patted him on the head

"And? we can go out tonight!"

He smiled and jumped up and down

"Honey, that's really sweet but I can't do that, I'm afraid I've got a boyfriend and I've already got plans, tell you what we can keep this a secret marriage?"

"No!"

He yelled and wrapped his small lil arms around her legs

"I'm not leaving until you promise to break up with your boyfriend and marry me."

"Kaitō please-

"No!"

"Very well then."

She stood sternly and called his parents

And about thirty minutes later they came and yanked him off of her and took his smol lil ass back home.

"All I wanted to do was marry her!"

He sat at the edge of his bed sobbing

"Hey, Kai look I brought you some gummy bears. Don't be sad, she doesn't deserve you anyways"

Sana held up a bag of various colored gummy bears and smiled

"No."

He mumbled but he still took three gummy bears and popped them into his mouth and lied down, Sana lied down right next to him and they stared at the ceiling while having a very heart to heart talk about girls

Side note: they were both seven like my heart can't take this cuteness

"See girls are weird, the prettier they are the meaner they are, take your mom for example."

"You're right."

Kaitō took another gummy bear and shook his head

"Forget about her, man. Who needs girls anyway? Let's go play mortal K
kombat."

He grabbed Kaitō's hand and they both ran downstairs and played mortal kombat for hours while eating gummy bears and forgetting all about that meanie that calls herself a teacher.

- the end ♡
please ship saitō, thank you for reading! have a nice day/night!!!!