Italy: Ve~ Me and Doitsu looks cute together right!
Felicia: Duh even though it's overrated and stuff!
Germany: Why did I got paired with Italy again?
Felicia: Well when I first saw this ship I was like "meh Germany might be straight" but then the more I watch Hetalia I can see Germany gets concerned about Italy all the time so I got fond to the ship or my reaction would be "SCREEEEEEECH!!!!!" whenever I see Gerita...
Germany: That's it?
Felicia: Nope there's also blah blah blah blah *Author is gonna hit fast forward* And also your history *fast forwards again* And I also believe in the HRE theory!
Germany: Who is this HRE?
Felicia: *looks at Italy* Should I?
Italy: No don't...It might cause mental trauma.
Felicia: I'm the one who's having mental trauma because of you guys! Why aren't you canon! I mean you guys hug all the time, kiss also, Gott he even proposes for Gott's sake!
Germany: Z-Zhat proposal was a misunderstanding.
Italy: *waving his white flag* Mr. Germany, Felicia please stop fighting!
Germany and Felicia: Not now Italy!
Italy: ...Huh? *brought out a knife hidden in his white flag* I thought I told you guys to stop fighting right?
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*a/n: me as Prussia and Romano combined*
Felicia and Germany: *Scared and Hugging each other*
Italy: *licks the blade* It's been a while to punish someone and Felicia you are right I'm not that innocent.
Germany: I-Italy-
Italy: *glares at Germany* Shut up for once!
Felicia: I'm ending this before Italy goes mafia so SCREEEEECH~~~~~!!!! *Runs away*
