Arc 1
Chapter 1The Prank call
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"Hello"
*Soo Rin moans in the background*
"H-hello? Sir? Mam?"
"Babe? Can you come over here for a sec-"
Jungkook said seductively while holding in his laughter.
"Excuse me?"
"Also Lizzie, bring Jax with you" Jungkook added chuckling seductively.
"Sir this is... Mcdonalds, not Lizzie." The staff said uncomfortable and unsure.
Suddenly there was a sound of a door opening "Did you guys start without me?" Jihyo said still holding the door knob.
Jirin then muttered out an audible "No, we were just warming up~"
Jungkook then looked back to his telephone and talked with the Mcdonalds staff once more "So if you're Mcdonalds, can you send one of your employees to come play with us? Any gender is fine, we're very equal!" Jungkook said in an oddly optimistic tone.
The employee took a few seconds before answering Jungkooks odd request "I- I'm sorry, I can't do that" she stuttered out.
Jungkook insisted "C'mon~ We can pay extra~"
"As much as I want to, I might get fired." The employee said sarcastically.
Then out of nowhere Jihyo comes in the conversation "Is that Mcdonalds?! Can I order one mcdaddy?"
Because of this Jirin butts in the call too "Oh! I'd like one large Cocka- Cola!"
Jungkook then quickly shushed the two "Can you bring those to our friends house? His apartment is xxxxxxxxx his name is Jin, and I think he'll appreciate our little gift that he'll pay for ha ha~" Jungkook laughed at the thought of Jin digging his grave.
"Ok- is that all sir?" the employee said politely
"Well actually I want to give you my phone number it's xxx xxx xxxx, I find your voice kinda cute~" Jungkook said in his very fuckboy voice.
"Um- yes- uh- ok I'll be going now, thank you for calling Mcdonalds, please call again!" The employee said feeling uncomfortable.
"Oh I will Baby~" Jungkook said huskily, acting seductively
"We're still here ya'know!" Jirin, Jihyo, Soo Rin and Yumi said in complete unison.
After that Jungkook quickly hung up and started laughing histerically.
"Oh my god! That was the shit!" Jirin fell down on the bed while laughing with Jungkook.
"That was like our best prank call like- EVER!" Jirin said while taking one of the pillows scattered on the bed.
Yumi Looked at the floor with no emotion and said "All that moaning kinda made me turned on-"
"Wait-" Yumi was cut off by Taehyung saying in a monotone voice "Get out of my house."
Yumi started panicking "It was a joke c'mon- wait- nooo-" she was cut off when everyone started laughing.
"Jin-hyung is gonna be sooooo pissed tomorrow" Taehyung said laughing.
"Well, before we die, why don't we play another game?" Jirin suggested trying to wake Yoongi up who's peacefully sleeping on the bed.
Soo Rin then walks out of the kitchen "How about we play who's most likely to-" She then continues "also popcorn's ready" Soo Rin then holds bowls of popcorn.
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Fanfiction✾ I just got back home tired and a little bit giddy. I opened my apartment door and enter taking off my sandals and untying my hair. I go to my room and fall face first on my bed groaning. "I shouldn't have dranken so much McDonald's apple juice." I...