Once upon a time, there was a mad scientist who was the grandpa of a humble red haired pizza girl who worked for the wild and funky pizza joint known as "Magic Missile Pizzeria", which had a missile for a logo that lit up outside and with the M, M, and P in capitals.
Now, she was an energetic girl who was excited to see what her mad scientist grandpa, who was a part owner of the pizzeria, came up with. He said to her, and to the other employees, "My dear people, I have something to show you all that will make the world's best pizza and we will secure our place as the number one pizzeria in the city!"
The pizza girl, Miss Pazoni, then said, "What it is?" in visible shock at the pink sheet that covered a large machine. Everyone else was talking among themselves about it and such. He then said, "Be ready to be amazed! And behold!" And he unveiled...A nuclear pizza over! It was powered by the power of atomic power to make pizza nice and crisp and make the cheese nice and fluffy and sticky and everything heated evenly and perfectly, yet looked rather complex and dangerous.
Miss Pazoni's grandpa then said, "Take it all in. This is the future. Now, miss Pazoni, please come up."She did so and said, "Err...well...I guess this means a lot for our future as a company."He then said, "Yeah."
The employees said it was weird and dangerous. And then! Something snapped. A pipe broke and started to steam, and the machine started to turn red.
Pazoni asked her grandpa, as she headed over to try and fix it, "What's wrong?"
He started to examine it and try to fix it with his tool box and said, "The coolant pipe has broke. It's gonna explode."A male employee said, "Did you say explode?!"Another female employee then said, "We need to get away and fast!"
They panicked and ran for the hills, yet Pazoni tried to calm it as her grandpa tried to fix it, but it was no good. And then...a bright flash of light happened, and it blew up!What happened next was bad.
Pazoni was put into a coma for a few days, and the pizzeria was destroyed, and several people, including her grandpa, lost their life. The result of it was a lot of deaths, fallout from the radiation, and several lawsuits against the company for what had happened. It was terrible, and the only one to survive was Pazoni, who was found by hazmat in the blast zone with red sparks around her, and her hair had become strange, turning to cheese and sauce, which was a thing for research as she lay there for 3 weeks. The only visitors she had, was a couple of relatives and her boyfriend.
Now her boyfriend was a paperboy for a local newspaper, and he had been a pretty sweet guy. A bit lanky and tall, but covered in freckles, and with dark brown hair. He had left flowers for her, and also was the most frequent visitor. He prayed every day she would wake up, and talked to her alone while she slept. Eventually, he was there, and she woke up. And he was holding her hand. She smiled. He then said, "Hey." She felt very weak as she got up. A nurse came in and saw her getting up and called in doctors. They wanted to do some tests, yet she insisted she was fine.
He then told her about what happened after the nuclear pizza over blew up and about the loss of the business, the lawsuits, the deaths that resulted...she was pretty horrified.
He asked her, "Do you need a place to stay?" She nodded and said, "Sure."
He offered his place for her to stay and live with him. It wasn't much, a little apartment downtown, but it was home.
She saw her hair and was in shock by it, and took a piece and ate it. Cheese pizza? Weird. What caused it?
Then, one night, there was a robber that had broken in while she was coming home from her job at another pizza place, which she got easily due to her experience, and the robber had a gun. She was scared and when he threatened her and said, "I won't be going back to jail because of some freak." She said, "No, stop!" as he pointed the gun at her to shoot, and then...a slice of pizza appeared out of nowhere and sliced the robber in the arm.
She was in shock and confusion at this. The robber then said, "What the hell?!? Damn it! What sort of freak are you?!" She then concentrated and fired off another pizza slice to cut the robber again, and took him out. Later the police were called.
Apparently, the robber had been hitting up several other buildings in the area to steal electronics and valuables. They were confused as to what happened, but the news made her out to be a hero.
She decided this could be something she could do, though it was pretty dangerous. Her boyfriend supported this, and the pizzeria she worked at now decided to make her into their new mascot, even going as far as to say, "Behold! The heroine appears! The Magical Pizza Girl who will save the day! She can do anything with the power of pizza! She will fight hunger and deliver pizza all over the world!"
She was a bit embarrassed by this, yet the fame of it did make her a lot of money, so she couldn't complain. She wondered if she really could do anything with pizza. Of course, work was heavy for her, since lots of people wanted the "Magical Pizza Girl" to deliver pizza to them. Which led to a bunch of parties and events to feature her, and hard work, which wasn't so hard as she learned she could make just about any pizza with magical power.
This fame, however, attracted the attention of someone super duper nefarious.
You see, there was a young teen vampire who was about 19, much like she is, who owned one of the biggest business in supernatural organized crime that operated in the shadows of the world.
He was handsome, young, and super edgy, and when he heard of the Pizza Magical Girl and learned that she was indeed a real person, he was in love. So the obvious thing was to get her to be his. By any means necessary!But woe! She had a boyfriend, and his spies reported she lived with him, who's name was Nike Jr, a paperboy, who was also behind the idea of promoting her when she first arrived on the scene and had stopped that robber and became a famous pizza icon that she did. She loved Nike Jr too.
The young evil vampire was like, "The Chad will have to just be disposed of." He called upon a minion of his to attack him while he was on the job alone, and to kidnap him, which was a ninja assassin demon lady. After he disappeared, the young evil vampire left a lot of messages for the pizza girl bragged about what he had done and begging her to love him instead.
Now Pazoni, or as she is known now, Pazoni Pepperoni, was a simple girl. She heard her boyfriend was kidnapped, and the one responsible was some vampire creeper who was also a supervillain, so she left!
And her destination was the outside of Ultimate Evil Tech, which has the Emblem of the Eye of Providence in their logo.
She then headed in, ready for whatever adventurers lie ahead. She said, "Nike Jr, wait for me. I am coming to save you."
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Pazoni Pepperoni, the World's Best Pizza Magical Girl!
AdventureThis is the origin of Pazoni Pepperoni, a magical girl who obtains her powers from an accident involving a nuclear pizza oven!