Auntie: Hello lovelies, and welcome back to "Pep talks with Auntie"
Niece: Hey guys, how y'all duin'
Auntie: So today we are gonna talk about L....
Awelita: HEY EVERYONE HELLOOoOoO, I'M AWELITA, Ce.....
Auntie: Mom, could you please stop that....and please don't call me by my LAAAMMEEEeee name
Awelita: B...BUT YOUR FATHER AND I CHOSE THAT BEAUTIFUL NAME VERY CAREFULLY
Auntie: OH REALLY?!...
Awelita: YES mija
Auntie: Yeah... THEN EXPLAIN THIS
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Awelita: I CAN EXPLAIN
Auntie: THEN EXPL...
Awelita: Your Father and I....
Auntie: WHAATTTTT
Awelita: YOUR FATHER AND I LIKED TO DANCE SALSA OKAY
Auntie: Oh...wait...wut
Niece: okay, what is goin' on?...
Auntie: I don't even know
Awelita: Yeeeaaahh okeeyyy
*There was a silence that was about 15 minutes*
Awelita: Soooo.....AUNTIE I heard that you got divorced...AGAIN
Auntie: Yeah...he wasn't a match
Niece: Wrote some songs about Ricky...NOW I LISTEN AND LAUGH.....ok then no
Awelita: It's been a long time since I didn't see you Shonda, you've really grown up, AND YOU GOT EVEN PRETTIER
Niece: Oh thanks Awelita, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TOLD ME SUCH BEAUTIFUL WORDDSSS
*Niece looks at Auntie with an angry face*
Auntie: Mom, what do you want?
Awelita: Oh, SO I CAN'T JUST COME TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER THAT ME AND HER FATHER MADE WITH...
Auntie: MOMMMM SSTOOPP ITTT, THERE ARE KIDS READIN' THISS
Awelita: Oh, sorry sweethearts...
Auntie: HEY Niece...
Awelita: CALL HER BY HER NAME, SWEETIE YOU HAVE A NAME...AM I RIGHT???
Niece: Well yeah b...
Auntie: OF COURSE SHE HAS A NAME...BUT SHE TOLD ME SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT
Awelita: Sweetie is that true??
Niece: I n...never s...said I...I d....didn't li..like it...t
Auntie: HEY MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO TO YOUR OTHER DAUGHTER'S HOUSE, I MEAN....SHE IS YOUR DAUGHTER TOO ,RIGHTTT???
Awelita: W..well ,cuz
Auntie: CUZ NOTHIN', YOU JUST CAME TO BOTHER, DIDN'T YA
Awelita: ME...BOTHERRRR....HELLL NOOO
Niece: Now, who's hungry?....
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Awelita: Shonda why don't you like your name???
Shonda: YES I LIKE IT, SEE
Awelita: O...kay
Auntie: Hey mom, WHERE IS DAD?.??.....
Awelita: .....
To be continued...
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Pep talks with Auntie (End)
Humor"Pep talks with Auntie"is about multiple short stories about an Auntie that solves people's problems, knows about gossip and knows how to make us laugh. So stay tuned for updates and don't miss "Pep talks with Auntie"!!!!
