oh no | the promised neverland chatfic

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-Chat name: chili's-

щ(゜ロ゜щ): Okay I checked the chat to find out why was it unusually quiet for a while

щ(゜ロ゜щ): what just happened??

( ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡: I don't know, but these new usernames are kinda cute.

<(＠'＿｀＠)>: Nothing describes my feelings about this sudden change more than my current username

<(＠'＿｀＠)>: though I've got to say, these are pretty good picks..

Ƒ ư ɕ ƙ: what the fuck just happened

щ(゜ロ゜щ): honestly? more like this-is-too-accurate-for-our-own-good picks, wth

<(＠'＿｀＠)>: Only one person out of all of us would change our usernames like this.

( ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡: Aaannd it's Emma

щ(゜ロ゜щ): No surprise :/

Ƒ ư ɕ ƙ: okay first of all

Ƒ ư ɕ ƙ: Why am I the only one whose username isn't...an emoji thing

<(＠'＿｀＠)>: I think these are called "kaomojis"...

Ƒ ư ɕ ƙ: Whatever

Ƒ ư ɕ ƙ: Secondly, how about we reveal ourselves. Who is who, which is which

щ(゜ロ゜щ): well obviously, you're ray

( ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡: Haha.

щ(゜ロ゜щ): I'm ya boy don

щ(゜ロ゜щ): i'm guessing that the one that looks like a bear with a heart is norman and the other is gilda

<(＠'＿｀＠)>: Right!

Ƒ ư ɕ ƙ: where's emma, anyways?! she's gotta fix this crap

щ(゜ロ゜щ): Oh c'mon, your username suits the most

щ(゜ロ゜щ): right guys??

<(＠'＿｀＠)>: Well yes

( ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡: Yep!

Ƒ ư ɕ ƙ: I'm surrounded by idiots.

-(｡+･'ω･') changed Ƒ ư ɕ ƙ's username to ( ಠ益\ ])-

щ(゜ロ゜щ): Hold up-

щ(゜ロ゜щ): Emma?????

<(＠'＿｀＠)>: Oh my god

<(＠'＿｀＠)>: Emma were you here the entire time??

<(＠'＿｀＠)>: Say something!

( ಠ益\ ]): Emma you're clearly typing what's taking you so damn long

(｡+･'ω･'): -. --- .-. -- .- -. / - .- ..- --. .... - / -- . / - .... . / .- -... .. .-.. .. - -.-- / - --- / ... - .- -. -.. / ... --- / .. -. -.-. .-. . -.. .. -... .-.. -.-- / ... - .. .-.. .-.. / - .... .- - / .. .----. ...- . / -... . -.-. --- -- . / .. -. ...- .. ... .. -... .-.. . / - --- / - .... . / . -.-- .

щ(゜ロ゜щ): Wait

щ(゜ロ゜щ): did she just memorize the entire morse code and type it out one by one

<(＠'＿｀＠)>: So much for a joke..

( ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡: - .... .- - .----. ... / . -- -- .- / ..-. --- .-. / -.-- --- ..- -.-.-- / ---... -.--.-

( ಠ益\ ]): let me guess.

( ಠ益\ ]): norman, you're saying "that's emma for you"

( ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡: You got me.