Being The Scarlet Witch with the Merc as your partner could be incredibly frustrating and exhausting, but it also spiced up the vigilante work. What happens when you stumble upon Red Hood and Arsenal? Feelings grow immediately.. .for you, until some...
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Warnings: Swearing, Implied smut, vulgar/ graphic Deapool language
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My mind became consicous again but still kept my eyes closed. I heard groans, from two different people.
"Heyyy, (Y/N)!!" A voice whispered. I slowly opened my eyes and let them adjust to the light. I distinguished Arsenal leaning into me, a big grin on his face. Then my mind snapped. I pulled away.
"Gahh!" I exclaimed suprised.
"Good day to you too sweet cheeks!" He chuckled from his chair, his hands tied behind his back.
"Which cheeks hmm?" Wade flirted from the other side of the room. Roy and Jason snickered from their chairs. I lean forwards with blushed cheeks, to look at them. They were both tied up in a similar position to our, except for Wade, who had different kind of hancuffs so that he wouldn't attempt to cut his hand off to free himself.
The loud metal door opening, roaring as it did, revealing Francis.
"Well well well, how did you sleep girls?" He smirked. We simply glared at him.
"Come on darlings, don't tell me the chairs were uncomfortable." He grinned. Still no answer. He sighed, but grabbed my neck, making me breath out to be able to breathe.
"Get your fucking hands off her you fuck!!!" Jason cursed.
"I will cut your dick off and fuck you with it!!!" Wade threatened.
"Let her go before I skin that ugly face of your off and stuff it down your throat!!' Roy yelled. Francis let go of me. I breathed audibly to try and fill my lungs with air again. He lowered himself to my level.
"Now that wasn't so hard was it?" He asked, grazing his thumb on my cheek. I glared at him without uttering a word. He simply pouted at my expression.
I pulled my head back, to that he was not touching me anymore.
"I brought you here so that we could come to some form of agreement." He chuckled while bringing a chair in front of me and straddling it. He placed his arms on the backrest and his legs around it's feet. He looked directly at me, knowing I was the most understandable out of the group. I glared at him as he licked his lips and continued.
"If you don't stop interfering with my job, I'll have to kill you. Well except for you Wade, I'll kill this... beautiful darling, I think that'll give you enough guilt to go on for a while." He gestured to me whilst turning his attention to Wade. My breathing hitched at his statement and I distinguished in the corner of my eye, Roy snapping his head in my direction as he heard me.
"We won't interfere again." Jason stated. All our heads turned towards Jason as he looked at Francis. But we could tell he was glaring at him through his helmet.
"Good." Francis glared back. He took a remote out of his pocket and put his thumb on it. It released my handcuffs. He stood up and walked out of the room. Before he was completely out of sight, he turned back to us.
"And don't kill my men please," He mocked. "It takes fuckin' forever to find others afterwards." He explained.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever!" Roy complained, rolling his eyes through his domino mask. Francis walked out, and we stayed still until we couldn't hear his footsteps anymore. I stood up and rubbed my wrists as I walked to Roy, untying his hands. He repeated the action with Wade, as I repeated mines with Jason. They stood up and sighed as Roy came up to me and hugged me.
"What is this for?" I asked, my eyes wide in surprise.
"We missed you, we thought you might have died in our burning apartment." He smiled.
"OUR APARTMENT WAS ON FIRE?????!!!!" I yelled.
"Um.... Yes?" Roy informed. I sighed loudly in frustration.
"I'm sure we can stay at Weasel's bar, right?" Wade asked. I nodded slowly as I pinched the bridge of my nose.
-----Time Skip-----
"So, you want to stay forever... in my spare bedrooms upstairs?" Weasel asked. I nodded.
"Please, it's only until we found another apartment." I bargained.
"Fine, but on two conditions." He gave in. I nodded as I waited for his conditions.
"Wade always comes down with his suit because god he is haunting, and you stay here too and babysit them, you're the only one that's reasonable."
"Then we have a deal!" I smiled. I walked towards the back door of the empty bar and opened it.
"We're in kids!" I teased. They came in, one after the other and skipped up the stairs as they saluted Weasel and disappeared in one of the many bedrooms. I paced back and sat on a stool in front of the owner.
"I'll pay you in a month." I explained.
"No don't worry, you've helped me enough in the past to earn a free accommodation." He denied. I smiled and thanked him. I started walking up the stairs when he stopped me. I looked over at him and he threw me a pair of keys.
"Lock up behind me." He said, walking to the front door. I locked up and walked to the rooms. I sighed as I opened my bedroom door, only to see Roy laying on my bed, half naked his hands behind his head and Wade in one chair, still in his suit and polishing his gun. I furrowed my eyebrows.
"Um... don't you guys have rooms, and where's Jason?" I asked. The bathroom door opened and out came Jason, shirtless, with a towel around his waist and drying his hair in another towel. I slightly blushed.
"Right here baby," He smiled, kissing my cheek as he continued to a small dressing room where he started changing into comfy clothes.
"And we're staying in your room." Jason explained, his voice muffled by the door.
"Why?" I scoffed, crossing my arms. Wade got up and skipped to me.
"Because gumdrop, since the whole kidnapping scenario, we're not letting you out of our sight!" He informed, booping my nose as he skipped past me to the bathroom. I raised my eyebrows and Jason came out, slipping a T-shirt on as he laid on my bed, beside Roy.
"And where am I supposed to sleep?" I said, a hint of sarcasm in my voice.
"Orgy!!!!!" Wade yelled from the bathroom.
"Hell no," I yelled back.
"Cuddle pile." Roy deadpanned. I sighed as I made my way in the small dressing room. I took my suit off and started putting a tank top about my bar. That was, until I felt a hand on my stomach. My eyes grew wide as I turned around and saw a smiling Roy. He was looking over my body, a already apparent bulge in his sweatpants. His shit eating grin disappeared as I punched him in the gut and pushed him out of the dressing.
"Worth it," I heard. I rolled my eyes as I put leggings on. I walked out, a huge smile on Roy's satisfied face. He went back to his relaxed position on my bed, Jason in the same position. I sighed as I slid from the end of the bed up to the headboard. I laid on my stomach between the pair and breathed softly.
My eyes slowly closed as I realised how tired I was from the day. I felt shifting beside me. Feeling Jason's back, I brought myself closer to him and put my arms around his waist, laying my head on his back. Roy made the same action as me as he tightened his grip around my waist and nuzzled my neck. Wade's footsteps could be heard as he positioned himself on all of us with a small "oof" and put his arms around all of us. We slowly relaxed, as our breath steadied at the same pace as each other's.
