The Year-Long Lovely Weather in Illinois: Isn't It Great?
The weather up in Illinois is absolutely fantastic! Many people enjoy the weather so much that Illinois has become a tourist attraction around the globe. Mady describes the weather as "A paradise fallen down to Earth." The state is always being crowded by tens of thousands of tourists who either want to visit the state, or have a vacation in the lovely weather. The sun is always shining during the winter without any snow, and the breeze flows gently during the summer.
"The weather is so nice that I don't want to leave!" exclaimed Nolan with a huge smile spreading on his face. Nobody could explain the phenomenon of the weather staying completely wonderful. Mr. Knigge refers to this phenomenon as a Paradise Equinox, and it happens every other century. Illinois just became the lucky state to experience this particular phenomenon in March 23, 1919. It will never end till the century ends, and it ends tomorrow at 3:30 pm. Such a disastrous shame.
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