Potty Training

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These early motherhood vibes got my eyes rolling back in my head😅
I have to potty train these kids and I have been dodging it for the past few weeks since the term began. I am going to do it today Lord grant me grace. Let none of these little elves fall in there. Our potty this side of the world is a latrine. What is a latrine? A latrine is a toilet but with a deep hole closed off enough to accommodate pee and poo. Instead of sitting on the toilet seat, we get to squat. Isn't that fun?
It's not when you have to do a number two because your knees grow weary and you have to stand up to stretch. Toilet wars😭
"come here kids, teacher Zee is going to take you to the toilet. It's my treat."
Thank God it's already weekend.
"Sharif come on now don't touch your snort. Use your hankie, the hankie Sharif not your shir..."
I will be right back pips Sharif is about to ruin his shirt. See ya! 😕

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