a random kuroshitsuji crack

A/N this was just random idek know what im gonna do . it's gonna be a crack fyi . there might be some man needs and miley Cyrus

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Ciel walked out his office to the kitchen .

" I came in like a wrecking ball ! " you yelled glomping Sebastian .

" my song ! " Ciel yelled . He started twerking on the stove .

you looked at Sebastian and noticed a neon pink bra with lace and hearts .

" IS THAT MY BRA ?!?!?!?!?!?!? " you yelled .

" yes , yes it is "

" why are you wearing my bra ?!?!?! "

" I wanted to feel pretty ! " hey yelled .

" so you decided to wear my bra ?!?!?!?! "

" I have my needs too ya know ! "

" Gaay !~ " Ciel yelled .

" shut up you cyclops ! "

"I'm not a cyclops ! " ciel yelled .

" fine then ! you pirate ! we know you be plundering booty with Alois at that costume party ! " you yelled .

Sebastian cried in the emo corner .

" look what you did ! you made a demon cry ! " ciel yelled

" Agh ! im sorry ! " you yelled to Sebastian .

" it's okay make up sed is always the best " he sniffled .

Sebastian and you made up , he was right make up sex IS always the best .

the end .

A/N idek what happened . tell me if you have any requests or ideas !