32: First Time You Fart In Front Of Them

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Lowkey have been excited and giggling as I've been thinking about this topic. May be old AF but potty humor and farts make me give a lil chuckle. Lmfao.

Jimin: You were minding your own damn business when one of the most horrifying thing happened

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Jimin:
You were minding your own damn business when one of the most horrifying thing happened. You see, you were just walking down the hallway humming a lil tune when this lil shit jumped out at you and scared the shit out of you. Well.. not quite shit but more of a fart. The fart wasn't even quiet and he ended up laughing because your face turned so red a tomato would be jealous.

Namjoon:You had no fucking idea why but you had the worst gas in the world

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Namjoon:
You had no fucking idea why but you had the worst gas in the world. Your tummy was hurting and you were rubbing it. You were alone in your room and was hoping you could either fart or burp out the gas out so you would not hurt anymore. Thankfully, the gas decided to be an angel and you were able to fart. Unfortunately though, as you passed gas Namjoon walked into the room asking if you were ok and he heard your long ass fart. "Oh my god," you muttered covering your face. He tried to hide his smile and laugh because he knew you were embarrassed, instead he said his observation, "guessing the tummy ache was because of gas?"

 He tried to hide his smile and laugh because he knew you were embarrassed, instead he said his observation, "guessing the tummy ache was because of gas?"

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Taehyung:
Studies say that the most terrifying first in relationships is not the first kiss but in fact the first fart. One day Tae and you were sitting on a couch and you both were on your phones and not really talking. To be honest, there was a moment of silent and you somewhat forgot homeboy was there and let one rip. It wasn't that loud but it was loud enough to know what you did. Tae looked up from his phone and then at you. "Did you just fart?" You then looked up from your phone at him and had a light blush splattered across your cheeks. "Uh.. yeah..." he chuckled, "well at least we know that we are comfortable enough to fart in front of each other," he said before letting one rip as well.

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