Champa X Reader Lemon

"I cannot believe this Vados!", said Champa as he and Vados are walking on the street, blend in within the crowd of people. "Beerus...that bastard...He forgot about my birthday present!", he said while walking, "Not only he didn't get the cake this year, but we have to get the present on his Earth." "Now now Lord Champa", said Vados, "Lord Beerus promised you that he will deliver your present when we get there." Champa doesn't want to believe her, but he hoped that his own twin brother actually got him a present. "He'll definitely get me the shittest present this year", he said.

Two days ago, Champa and Vados visited Beerus and Whis for the traditional birthday. Even though the twins despise each other for selfish reasons, but they do care since they're family. Champa got Beerus a gift basket, full of sweets and junk food, and a bottle of soda. Beerus took the basket and replies, "Wow...how nice. Thanks, Champa." Champa's left eye twitched but smiles. "Well that part is done, it's your turn to give me my present now. Although you'll end up giving me a punch in the face again like last year", said Champa as he munched down on gourmet treats. Sweat drops appears on Beerus's forehead and whistles. Champa's anger immediately appear on his face. "What! Are you serious Beerus! You didn't get me a present you prick!", he shouts at his brother. "You're two days too early dumbass", retorted Beerus, "I just ordered your gift yesterday, it was hard enough to find the right one for your stupid satisfaction." Champa groans and sat on his chair behind him. "Tell me when it'll come and you can deliver it", Champa said and take a sip from his soda. "Like hell I would deliver it to you, I'm not your bus boy!", said Beerus. Champa gets irritated and sighs, "Fine! Let us know where it is and we'll pick it up." Beerus nods in agreement and the deities depart in their own ways. Beerus sighs and looks at Whis. "Lord Beerus, did you actually forget to get him a gift", said Whis with concern look on his face, "I'm afraid he'll went on a rampage like he did last year, I hate to repair the entire landscape again." "I don't know what to get him Whis! Every year when I get him gifts, he hates them", Beerus said and sat down on the couch. He looks up at the ceiling and starts thinking for ideas. Then a lightbulb appears above his head. "Whis, in the next two days, let us follow them and see what he likes", he said while grinning. "That's a great idea my lord!", said Whis with excitement, "I wonder what Lord Champa wants?"

Back on Universe 7's Earth, Vados and Champa were walking for an hour and his feet are beginning to hurt. "Vados! Can we rest now? My feet are killing me. Plus, I'm hungry", he said while sweat drips off his face. Before she could respond, someone bumps into him. They stop near the park area and Champa was about to yell. Before he could react, he gasps as he faces a beautiful and sexy black-haired Earth woman. His eyes focus on her face, to her chest, and he realizes that his face is into her boobs! He backs up and bows to the woman. "I..I..I'm very sorry young lady! How rude of me to run into you like this." The female giggles and takes out a tissue and wipes his face. "There's no reason to apologize, I'm the one who should be apologizing", she said and extend her hand to him, "I'm (y/n) san. What's your name?" Champa kneel down and took her hand and kiss it, "I'm the destroyer of Universe 6, Champa. Pleasure to meet you my darling." She giggles again and replies, "You sure are a destroyer kitty-chan!" She gives him a big hug, her breasts touching his face again. "I have to go to work now, I hope we can meet again. Bye Champa-chan!" She waves at him and left the park, he waves back and sigh in awe. "What was that about Lord Champa?", Vados asked the deity and notice his cheeks are blushing purple. "I don't know Vados, but I like her. She's very pretty and she reminds me an average anime chick," said Champa, "Anyway, let's continue to get the present." They continue their walk through the park; what they didn't see are Beerus and Whis, hiding in the bushes. "Did you see that Whis?" the cat deity asks his attendant. "Yes my lord, it seems Lord Champa fancies this woman. But she looks familiar..." Beerus grins and took out his phone. "Hello (y/n)?" "Yes that's me, what can I do for you?"