Bang Chan's Adventure

Part Uno

Bang Chan was always weird, but on this fine Tuesday morning, something even weirder happened to him.
As he got into the van to get to the venue of a particular fan meeting, he felt a familiar feeling in his stomach.

"You good? You look queasy." Changbin spoke to him in the van.

"I'm fine, it's just nature," he said.

"Ahh, I see."

The venue was around 25 minutes away, which gave him some time to drink water and digest.
After a while, he still didn't feel much better.
"I still don't feel much better," he said into a void of nothingness.
"And what do you want us to do about it?" Jeongin inquired.
"I dunno, I'm just speaking to myself again," he shrugged it off.
Since they weren't asked to do any vlives in the car, Chan discreetly sneaked his earphones from his pocket and put them on.
As he needed to relax and feel calm, what better song to play than his own!Insomnia!
He never got sick of this song, no matter how many times he played it.
He silently fell asleep to the sweet melody as the other members chilled and ate snacks.

~ zooom 15 minutes ~

Changbin shook him awake and told him they were here already.
"Ugh, I should have kept an alarm," he said with a tired look.
The members all exited the van and walked through the celebrity door at the venue. After the stylists fixed them up to look presentable for Stay, they goofed around while they waited for the staff to give them the green light.
"Guys, remember to behave yourselves wisely and DO NOT SPOIL ANYTHING NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY ASK YOU!" Chan shouted.
"Do you think we're amateurs or something??" Woojin asked him.
"Of course I don't think YOU are an amateur, woojin, it's just certain members get nervous and spill something without realizing.. I'm lookin at u Felix!"
Felix looked down and sat down on his chair in defeat.
Chan whispered something to changbin about comforting and giving advice and he quickly did what he was told.
"Now that that is taken care of, I need to use the little boys' room," Chan stated.
They all stared at him judgmentally as if he'd done something wrong.
"What."
"The heck did you say?" Hyunjin implored.
"Taken care of?"
"No, after that," Seungmin said.
"little boys' room?" He said in a tiny voice.
They all burst out laughing and the room looked like a human tsunami. Chan was so done with them, he left to go to the bathroom before they had a chance to calm down to laugh at him some more.

"Pah, I do so much for them, then they just laugh at me for such a small thing."
Chan shook his head and entered the men's washroom.
His stomach still felt as if it was on fire which wasn't good since they were supposed to meet with their fans in less than an hour, and no one would want to talk to a constipated Bang Chan.
"I'll just poo really hard, I guess."
He took out his phone from his pocket and pressed on the vlive app. He tapped a video titled, ITZY? ITZY! Ep. 1.
'Hehe, she's so funny' he thought to himself.
Just then, a wave of serenity passed through his body as a huge weight escaped his stomach.
He finally had peace in his mind and tummy.
He turned his phone off just when the video ended and wiped, but just when he was about to flush, something caught his eye.
A shimmer under the damp toilet paper told him that the poo wasn't normal, and that it was a oval shaped mound of solid gold.