Raymoni

Chapter 15

So today is Namiko's 21st birthday and we are going out. Right now Beck and I are driving to the place with our surprise in the backseat.

Namiko

"Ilyas either kick the bitch out or I will.", I say outside his door. He walks out of his room shirtless. "No one is in here. I'm jacking off.", Ilyas says. "Yeah right you've used that one before.", Sam says.

There's a knock on the door and Ilyas goes to answer it. "Well you look like my next-", whoever it is cuts him off. "Save it, Sir Fucks-A-Lot. I came here looking for my friend, Namiko Kingsley.", the person says. "Your last name is Kingsley?", Ilyas asks turning around. "Yeah and you would know that if you weren't tryna fuck everything in sight.", I say. The person pushes Ilyas out the way.

"Thalia?", I say. "In the flesh.", Thalia says. I hug her. "Happy birthday.", she says. "Thanks.", I say. "Well introduce me to the people.", Thalia says. "Thalia this is Ilyas, my annoying roommate that fucks anything that walks, and Sam, my annoying roommate that is also my boyfriend. Guys this is Thalia, the greatest person you could ever meet besides me.", I say.

"You need some SPF Estrogen in this place.", Thalia says. "We get new estrogen in here every night.", Sam says. There's another knock on the door and I go open it. "Oh it's you.", I say. "Just give me Lincoln.", Sarai says. Sam's arms snake around my waist. "Hello Sarai.", Sam says. "I literally just came for Lincoln. Where is he?", Sarai says pushing through us. "On the couch.", Sam says.

"You're gonna let her push you around in your own house? Wow Nam's gone soft.", Thalia says. "We are gonna go. I'll bring him back in two days.", Sarai says. "Don't let one of those shady people you be fucking touch my son.", Sam says. "Will do, boss man.", Sarai says then leaves with Lincoln.

"Son?", Thalia asks. "Ok so Sarai is Sam's babymama and Lincoln is their son.", I say. "So you're playing stepmommy?", Thalia asks. "Actually Ilyas and I are more the godparents.", I say. "We've all been roommates for like three years so we've basically raised the kid. Some of us more than others.", Ilyas says looking at me. "Ok who works long, odd hours and still goes grocery shopping for the apartment?", I ask. "Well Sam and I aren't as smart you. We didn't graduate a year early. We still go to school and work.", Ilyas says.

"Hey don't bring me in this. You're the one that's gonna be a fucking lawyer.", Sam says. "Are you trying to make me feel bad for trying to be a lawyer? Also you wanna be a fucking forensic science technician whatever the fuck that is.", Ilyas asks.

"Guys we have to leave.", I say. "Well let's go.", Thalia says. We walk out to my car. "Sam you're the designated driver.", I say. "Why?", Sam asks. "Because the rest of us are old enough to drink.", I say. "How old is your friend?", Ilyas asks. "How old are you?", Thalia asks. "I asked you first.", Ilyas says. "22, now you.", Thalia says. "23.", Ilyas says leaning on my car.

"Get in the fucking car.", I say. Thalia and Ilyas both get in the backseat. "Is this what being a full time parent is like?", I ask. "$5 says they're gonna fuck tonight.", Sam says. "You're on.", I say. We both get in my car and I drive off.

Raymoni

"Where are they? We can't have her hide forever.", Beck says. "I don't know.", I say. Just then Namiko comes in with Sam and two other people. "Happy birthday Namiko.", I say. "Nah that's not how she celebrates.", Beck says. "You already know. Play that jawn.", Namiko says. Beck turns Birthday Bitch and Namiko starts dancing. "Wait is that Thalia?", Beck asks. "Ta-da.", the girl says. They hug.

"Raymoni, this is my roommate Ilyas and my friend Thalia.", Namiko says. "You are very beautiful.", Ilyas says. "I know. My husband tells me that everyday.", I say. "He doesn't have to know.", Ilyas says. "Yeah, but it would break my daughter's heart.", I say. "Oh you're a mother?", Ilyas says backing away.