Gotta be this(One Direction Fan Fiction)

gotta be...a joke!?

                                      ~~Alis POV~~

WTF!? Jules walked straight into the bathroom as soon as we arrived home. I followed her up. "Jules? Are you sure there isn't anything you want to tell me?!" i exclaimed.

"Well...er...we'll see in a second." She replied through the closed door. I waited there patiently for like ten minutes before i heard a quiet sob.

"Jules!?" I said, pounding on the door. "I'll go get harry!" I said. "No!" Her voice stopped me. "Was it positive?" I asked, even though i was pretty sure i knew the answer.  "Was what positive?" I heard her ask.

"You know what i'm talking about!" "No, i really don't!" She replied. "Fine! We all know you and harry did...IT!" I shouted at her.

She opened the door and walked out, looking apalled. "No! You know i don't believe in sex before marriage!"

"B-but we heard you last night and this morning and you also bought a pregnacy test!" I exclaimed, confused.

"Oh, i bought those because i figured you and Louis would need to use one soon." She replied.

I stared at her. "What!? Anyways you didn't have sex!?"

"No, i just wanted to see how you guys reacted." She said casually, and walked past all the others, who had gathered around to eavesdrop.

We all stared at her as she walked down and sat next to Harry. Louis was down there too, not know what had happened. "It's all out of the closet now, Harry." Jules said.

"WE CAN FINALLY BE TOGETHER HAZ!?" Louis exclaimed, jumping up and down on the couch.

"I didn't mean that!" Jules exclaimed and Louis pretended to pout. "Awh, but i thought we had something special haz."

"Aw, you always have me Boo Bear." I said.

"let's all go to dinner?" Harry asked.

"Yeah, Harry, since your so far in the closet, why don't you grab my shoes." Jules said.

"What?" Liam, Niall, and Zayn asked. "Well it means that since when guys are gay they...nevermind. I have a cousin thats 'special'. He didn't understand either." Jules said.

Liam glared at her but Niall asked, "What?"

"Nevermind!" Jules shouted. Harry and Louis started cracking up and holding on to eachother because they were laughing so hard. "Oh, Nialler. Poor Poor Special Nialler." I coo, patting his back.

Yeah, we had done our research on one direction and found out all there nicknames and weird obsessions. These guys were... special. Even specialer than me. Is specialer a word? I think it is.

"How about we just stay in for dinner?" Zayn said. "I don't wanna be seen with these freaks." He says.

"Says you. Have you seen your hair today?" I asked. His hand immediately reached for his hair as he jumped up and ran in search of a mirror.

"Idiot." Dani said. "Woah! When did you get here? You scared the carrots out of me." Louis clutched his chest dramatically. "I've been here the whole time." Dani said and I hit him in the back of the head.

"Ow. You're a meanie." He said and i hit him in the head again. "What!? Is it abuse Louis day!?" He exclaimed, rubbing his head. "Don't worry, that's tomorrow." Dani grinned at him.

"Anyways, Jules, i'm still getting revenge on you for your little 'joke'." I said, smiling sweetly at her.

"What joke?" Louis asked and i took a deep breath to explain.