Gotta be this(One Direction Fan Fiction)

Gotta be...The dentist

  ~~Jules POV~~

"I'm so excited to go to Nandos!" Niall sang. "I thought we were going to the dentist?" I whispered to Zayn. "Shut up. He thinks we're going to Nandos. It's the only way we can get him to go." Zayn whispered back.

"I can already taste their peri peri chicken. YUM! My mouth is watering. See? See!" He pointed at his mouth, as if to show us.

"Yup! I'm so happy that you're happy!" I pretended to be happy for him. I was still seething inside at what he said about me. "Look at us! Friends." He said cheerfully.

We pulled up in front of a building that read 'Dr. Meyers' and had a giant toothbrush sign next to it. "Um...this isn't Nandos. Are we making a pit stop?" Niall said nervously. "Yeah, get out so WE can go ahead to Nandos. Pick you up in an hour." I said.

"B-but." His lower lip trembled. "C'mon Nialler. You've gotta go." Liam said. "But I don't want to."

He suddenly looked at the car door and then back at us. "Guys, grab him! He's about to bolt!" Dani said. Harry and I grabbed his arms. He sniffed and looked at me. "Traitor!"

"Whatever." I said, showing him that i was stisll mad at him. Zayn shot me a look and I looked right back at him.

We all pulled him out of the car and dragged him inside, despite his protests. "Tell Nandos...that i love it!" He cried out, earning himself some strange glances. Liam walked up and signed us in.

Fifteen minutes later, we were all playing in the little kids area that they had. Ali and Louis were drawing in coloring books while Harry and I were pressing this button that made a toy tooth fairy pop up.

Liam and Dani were being all coupley-coupley while Zayn and Niall were playing on the video game machine.

"Mr. Horan?" The receptionist called out and Niall glanced at the exit. "I don't think so, Horan." Ali and Dani grabbed him and dragged him into the office while the rest of us stayed out in the waiting room.

We were just hanging around when we heard someone yell, "NO! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" We saw Niall bolt into the waiting room and head to the door. Ali and Dani came running after him while yelling at him. Ali took of her shoe and threw it at him.

It hit him in the head and he collapsed on the ground. We all gathered around Niall as Ali poked his cheek. "Do you think he's alive." She asked. "Hope not." I muttered quietly to myself. Zayn shot me a look and Harry asked, "What?"

"Hehe, nothing." I smiled and looked back at Niall. He groggily sat up and said, "Can you take me to Nandos now?"

"Yeah....no. C'mon Niall." Dani and Ali picked him up and carried him back into where the dentist was waiting.

Twenty minutes later he came out. "Can we go to Nandos NOW?" He asked. "Yeah, WE'RE going to Nandos. You can't eat for an hour, remember?" "NOOOOO WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?" Niall cried and feel to his knees.

"WHY?!" He sobbed uncontrollably on the floor. "Is he manstrating?" Ali asked and looked towards Liam. "I don't know, maybe he took some estrogen pills." Liam said with no emotion, as if it happened all the time.

"What ae estrogen pills?" Dani asked. "You know, the pills that make people more feminime." I explained. "No, i don't know. That's why i asked you." She said.

"Just follow the yellow brick road, the yellow brick road." I looked to see Louis, Ali, and Niall all skipping with linked arms on the yellow carpet that was laid on the floor.

"Can you kids please leave? You are disrupting the other patients." A lady came up and said to us.

"Excuse me?" Ali said. "There aren't any other customers here." I said, snapping my fingers in a 'z' formation. "I don't like your attitude missy." Louis said, sassily. Ladies and gentlemen, behold the sassmaster from Doncaster.