Grinch this Pussy

Deepthroating my Waffle

It was june 19 the day before my birthday

the day before i was able to give consent

I was thrusting myself out of bed

fingering my hair I orally sang "All i want for christmas is you" by that bitch that I hate

Fucking skinny legend

Anyway

While inserting myself in my  green long hairy sweater

I Mari-bethe am an anal person

who so happens to love Dicksporting goods

so yes

I am that sporty athletic bitchity bitch bitch. bitch!

I should have a statue erected for me

While bouncing out the back door I saw that I didnt gobble my blue waffles this morning

and now Im really hungary

With my starving vision

and with pasion

I looked up at the sky

and screamed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!"

While gaging I saw a tall white thicc mountain

Thats Mount Crumpite

You know what I did

Guess

I woddled my way up that bitch

bitch.