♥Juvia's 10 Rules For Stalking♥

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Juvia is an expert at this, so now she will tell all you girls out there, how to properly stalk your crush.

Rule #1♥ - Always come prepared. You may need a pillow, some blankets, some food, a weapon or two...just in case.

Rule #2♥ - Make sure no other girls or love rivals go to his house. This is why you may need a weapon, just to knock them out....

Rule #3♥ - Make sure he doesn't see you following him. He might think you're creepy, but you could just say you walk the same way as him. Of course Juvia's Gray-sama doesn't mind ^-^

Rule #4♥ - Have excuses ready. In case he sees you.

Rule #5♥ - Go properly dressed.

Rule #6♥ - Make sure he keeps all his curtains open.

Rule #7♥ - Don't drool. It's very unattractive.

Rule #8♥ - Try and avoid making him get a restraining order. Then you can't stalk him as much.

Rule #9♥ - Take a camera to snap hot pictures of him.

Rule #10♥ - NEVER cross paths with another one of his stalkers. That could get messy. But if you do, make sure you "take care of her" Remember your weapon....

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Juvia thanks you for reading, and Juvia hopes this helps you~

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