Horror shit and how to survive

How to kill different things

Jason voorhees: I'm not sure if you can actually kill him but may- WHY YOU TRYNA KILL MA BABAY!!!- ahem as I was saying if you did want to/have to kill him maybe try drowning him, chopping off his head, set him on fire

Freddy Krueger: Fire he wont go through fire which makes sense since he was burnt alive, but I noticed it when I was watching Freddy vs Jason when they were trapped on the wharf Lori purposely set the wharf on fire so Jason could finish freddys off which ended with Lori cutting his head off and Jason taking his head to his cabin where he kept dead victims bodies, so If you need to kill him try Fire but first drag him out of the dream world so you can

Ghostface- anyway you can normally kill a person but remember kids shoot em twice or they'll come back to get you

Billie: It took an umbrella to weaken him, get shot in the chest to almost kill him and get shot in the head to finish him off    (（；^；) )

Stu: getting pushed over a coffee table and then a big ass tv shoved on his head



 Alien- Drowning? in ice cold   water maybe? idk ive only seen Alien vs Predator ooh ok you might get killed in the process uh either befriend predator or take an alien weapon and blast that fucker into the next century might work. sounds like itll work I cant remember all too much from AvP but it sounds about right

Predator- erm again not exactly sure maybe research this one 

Thomas Hewitt: um well hes not really supernatural in anyway I suggest a chainsaw Perhaps(T_T/ why must you harm him, my sweet sweet tommy. alright alright I know hes not sweet but poor tommy T-T/)

Hannibal lecter: now ok this ones a tricky one he mightn't kill you. as a matter of fact im absolutely positive he wont kill you if your not a rude lil bitch but say you were (-_-) well hes only human in some regards might I add but well he'd be extremely hard to kill seeing as he is extremely smart

Michael Myers: now im pretty he's human but seeing as the amount of times hes "died" he might just be as dead as Krueger or Voorhees but if hes after you its for a reason and if you manage to survive good fucking luck if he comes back as we all know he will cause hell get extrememly obsessed with trying to kill you so maybe set him on fire that might work but make hes trapped somewhere you aint trust me you do not want a human torch who also happens to be a murderer after you it is not nice lemme tell you

Alright folks that's all for tonight ergh dis morning lord help me I really need to sleep more well goodnight urgh good morning I guess well that's all ill cya later