You mess with the bull, you get the horns

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         (Warning! Swearing and slight suggestive themes. Please enjoy!)

            Angel Dust x Bull Demon Reader

    You had arrived in hell. Why? You died, obviously. The reason why you hadn't gone to heaven was because you had fought, and killed, many people in the past. During one of your fights, you were out numbered.

    That didnt stop you from beating their asses, however. As you were stomping the main guy to the ground, you failed to realize that one of the men who you had knocked down pull out a pistol and shot you. Resulting to your death and you showing up in hell. It didnt seem all too bad. You wondered the streets avoiding all of the demons along your path. Your small stroll led you to a large hotel. “Happy Hotel?” You read aloud.

    You hesitantly opened the door to be greeted with a girl in a suit. “Hello, and welcome to the Happy Hotel! How may I be of service?” She grinned. You were able to get a better look at her. She had pale skin, but had light pink cheeks, with blond hair. She wore a suit, as previously mentioned.

    “Um,” you started, “yes, may I have a room?”

   “Why, yes, I’m sure we have a room opened up, right this way!” she grabbed you gently and lead you to the front counter.

    “Thank you, Miss….” You paused.

   “My name's Charlie, what's yours?”

    “(Y/N), nice to meet you Charlie.”

    Charlie grinned more and nodded. She handed you a key. “Here is your room key. The number is (some letter and number).”

You nodded with a smile before walking up the stairs. It took some time but you finally found your room and unlocked it. You havent gotten to see your face in hell yet, so you decited to take a look. You glance at the mirror in the bathroom only to flinch. You had horns of a bull and a septum piercing. You were a bull like demon.

    You still had your (H/C) and (H/L). With your (E/C) hues. “Guess that's why my head felt a lot more heavy, huh?” You chuckle, slightly saddened. You felt slightly embarrassed of your looks, but shrugged it of with a confident laugh. You walk out of the bathroom and took a look around. “Lets explore, shall we?” You said to yourself and proceeded to exit your room.

    As few hours have pasted and it was getting dark….maybe. Its hell, theres no sky so- whatever. You went up to your room to check in for the night and walked in. You screamed, “WHAT THE HELL?!?” There, laying in front of you was a slutty looking spider, almost naked, sleeping in YOUR bed. “No, no, no, no.” Your face felt like fire. He wasn't that bad looking. Dont ask how you could tell 'he' was a he.

    He was fully white, fluffy, and had pink dots in the shape of hearts around his face and other body parts. Next to the bed was a pair of very kinky looking boots, the color of hot pink. You also took notice of his clothes, they weren't on him, but scattered around the room, the most you could see was pink stripes going across the torso of a very pimp like suit. You gently shook his body, his only response was a light groan and him turning away from you. “E...Excuse me, Mr?” You shook him again. He didnt budge, and you grew to your limit.

   “HEY BUDDY!!” You shook him so hard the whole downstairs heard the noise.

    He screeched and fell off of the bed. “Oops…” you quietly whispered but regained your angry stance as he stood back up.

    “What the fu- wait this isnt my room…” he looked around in a daze.

   “Yeah, because its mine!” You stomped your hooved foot at him.

    He jumped and looked at you with a shit eating grin. “Oh.”

   “Oh?” You said mocking him, pissed. “I dont know who you think you are bud, but you best be getting the hell out before I make you.”

   “Alright, hold your horses, sugar~” he sat down and slipped his boots on.

    Your breath caught in your throat. Did he seriously just flirt with you? Right after he slept in your room?? You huffed out of your nose, smoke puffing out, almost cartoon like. He glanced up at you with a smirk on his face, until he realised just how angry you actually were. “Woah, there, girl. Dont get your taco in a twist.”

    Thats it. You charged at him, eyes black mixing in with red. He managed to avoid your attack. “Alright, alright, I'm sorry!”

    You lifted you head up and glared. You had no intentions of killing this hot, fluffy spider, but you did want to make him feel the worst pain. He had all four arms raised. “And what makes you think I'm just going go let you of like that?” you growled out.

   His shit eating grin formed once more. “How about if I do this?” Before you could say anything, you we're pulled into a passionate kiss. He pulled away with a smile leaving a huge, red blush on your face. “Does that make up for it?”

    You backed away and towards the door. He stared at you, confused, before his white cheeks became a slight color of pink as he heard the sound of the door lock click. You charged at him again, but this time, with other things happening in mind. Oh boy, he was in for the time of his life. You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

(Sorry that this was short, but i hoped you liked! Please give me creative feedback! But see ya later, my kiwis! My art its kinda what you look like :) )

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(Sorry that this was short, but i hoped you liked! Please give me creative feedback! But see ya later, my kiwis! My art its kinda what you look like :) )

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