(You will he a bit flirty in this, though)
Sir Pentious x Fem Reader
You had been living in hell for as far as you could remember. Upon first arrival, you were lost, geting money by assassinatting people for a fee. You found the Happy Hotel after completing a contract. Charlie greeted you with a smile. After that, you knew that the Hotel was your destiny.
You sighed and layed your head on your hand. You were currently at the bar that Husk runs. He have you a side glance, "Long day?" He asked, being nicer for once. You hummed a response. You were one of the only few people that Husk was nice to.
He slid you a drink, "On the house." You gave him a weak smile and took a drink. Husk smiled back but quickly looked up in surprise. You furrow your eyebrows and look over to find Charlie and a new comer.
"And this is the bar!" Charlie extended a hand in the dircetion of Husk and you. The new costumer was a snake man. He wore a hat that had a mouth and a single eye. The color of the eye was the same as his, red with a pinker color around the pupils. He had designs of eyes under his torso and down to his tail. He was dark gray and had a hood, he wasn't bad looking either.
You grinned and winked in his direction, maybe you could get something from him. Maybe his heart, or something else, if you catch my drift. He took notice of you and widened his eyes, his hat took on the same expression. You chuckled and turned back around, Charlie glanced at you then back at Sir Pentious. " This is (Y/N), she doesn't work here."
"Oh, I sssssee." He looked back at Charlie, a small blush arriving in his cheeks. You didnt see this, you were trying to act cool and drink your alcoholic beverage. Charlie nodded and signalled to a door.
"Would you like to see the rest of the hotel?"
"Yesssss."
After that small encounter you had got to see more of him. He actually liked coming here, although he probably wouldn't admit it. You found out that he was planing on taking over hell, Angel Dust had told you. You didn't care, he was still adorable to you. You walked around to your room and found Sir Pentious, his name also found out by Angel Dust talking. You decided to have a little fun and flirt with him, whats the harm in that?
"Hey, Sir Pentious!" You jogged up to him, waving a hand frantically in order to get his attention. He turned around, some small egg bois walking also turned around.
"Well, hello (Y/N)." He shoved some items in the egg bois hands and the ran off.
"Hey, Pen, can I call you Pen?" You draped an arm over his shoulder.
"I...I'd prefer if you'd not." He raised a eyebrow and his tounge flicked out snake like.
"I'm going to anyways. So, Pen, what else that tounge do?" You grinned.
His eyes on his face and eye hat widened. His face flushed a red hue. Two can play at that game, "What do you want it to do, baby~?"
Your eyes widened, you we're not expecting him to flirt back. He didn't even look like he'd be the one to flirt. You backed away slightly, red in the face. "Do not touch me, slimy man!"
He furrowed his eyebrows, "I'm not slimy! I'm scaly!" He grabbed you by the waist and slammed his lips onto you. You didn't move, stunned. After a few seconds, you grab him by his clothes and pulled him closer, making the kiss more passionate and heated. He pulled away and grinned at you, " You cannot call me Pen, but you may call me SSSSSSSir~"
" Yes, Sir~" You give him a quick peck on the lips.
"(Y/N)!" Angel Dust stared at you, mouth agape, but formed into a smirk. "Holy shit, you just made out with Egglord!"
You glance at your new found boyfriend with a smirk. His face was beat red, " It's, Sir Pentious, to you!"
Angel Dust rolled his eyes, " Whatever dude, just make sure you use protection!" He walked away, leaving you and Egglord red.
(Hoped you liked! Not that long, but I had fun writing it. See you later, my kiwis!)
