This Is My Life

I'm a whore

6

I kept up with my classes despite my suspension, during my time at UA I came across an interesting number of students. One of them was named Hatsume Mei, Quirk: Zoom; this precious girl is the reason I am still in UA High. Without her interesting, off the wall, but surprisingly brilliant little inventions, I would not have achieved such an advantage over the 'supers'. One of which I am currently using to record every one of my classes, dirty, no, I prefer to call it mobile learning. I could, in essence, stay in my dorm and never have to step foot in class for the remainder of the year if it were not for the practicals and team training.

It never takes me long to clean the common areas, and I cannot enter the girls' bathroom so pretty much I have literally nothing to do afterward till my classmates return. I take advantage of that by keeping hero ready through training and exercise. Tsu and several other of the girls from my ballet club visit me on my breaks and one time they all showed up to have lunch with me. Good times.

After the incident with Mitsuki, I've been the subject of several of my male classmates' ire, namely one Mineta Minoru; Quirk: Pop Off. Poor bastard doesn't understand that girls do not appreciate proud perverts. He's a good kid but someone get this kid some water, he's so thirsty.

Class 1-A the fourth day of 1st trimester, I had walked in class with Tsuyu on my arm to the curiosity of everyone when I met Mineta. From the corner of my eye and apparently, Tsu's as well since she then snuggled up to me, a small kid with what seemed like grapes for hair. He was staring at us intensely, he wanted to say something so, "Hey," he jumped and moved towards him, "Whoa, chill lil dude." He seemed to calm down when I raised my hands. "Your name is Mineta Minoru right?" He did not speak but nodded his head. "My name is ---"

"Robles Roberto, right." He spoke with a slight lisp.

I smiled in kind, "So you can speak, you can call me RX3."

"What that superhero name?" His lisp was so adorable.

"Nah, haven't come up with that yet, my full name is Roberto Rodrigo Robles, RX3 is just easier to say." I saw a chair, grabbed it and then sat in it in reverse. "So what's on your mind lil dude?"

"Please don't call me that." He was nice about it so I shrugged and held out my hand.

"No problem Mineta." He took it and we shook, "So tell me what's on your mind?"

"Umm---" He paused and I smiled at him, "How?"

"How what Mineta?" I knew what he was getting at but I wanted him to spit it out.

"How did you get a girlfriend so fast!" He asked quicker than his mind could process as he covered his mouth. I laughed, it did not put his mind at ease but this lil dude cracked me up.

"Honestly, I have no idea, it just sort of happened." I got up and spun my chair around and motioned to Tsu. She came and sat on my lap, Mineta was beside himself. "Hey babe, do you know how you became my girlfriend?" She looked at me then at Mineta who was on the edge of his seat.

After thinking a bit she spoke, "Honestly when you offered me your hand and your line about calling you Ribbit I kinda just took the hint." She continued to rub her chin, "Also helped I thought you were cute too." She then kissed me on the cheek and Mineta was drooling. "Drool, dude." Mineta shook his head snapping out of it, "I took a chance and kissed you, since you didn't mind I guess that sealed the deal Ribbit, ribbit." Mineta's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Wait you came on to him?" He said with his lisp, I continued to find it amusing. Tsu nodded and wrapped her arms around me then looked around the class narrowing her eyes at all the ladies.