The Alpha's Werewolf Cousin (Teen Wolf/Twilight Crossover)

6

I woke up groaning to see Theo pacing while Billy and Jake looked worried. Then I noticed there was an arm around my waist and I jumped off whatever I was laying on and saw Paul was laying behind me on the couch. I glared at him and he glared back before he said, "My wolf was worried about you. You were just attacked and then you just stand there like an idiot."

      I slapped him and he looked at me in shock before I asked, "Never touch me again without my consent mother fucker. Now where is the furry mother fucker who attacked me?"

      Everyone stepped back away to reveal Leah who was giving me a death glare who if I haven't almost died several times due to Scott and Stiles stupidity then I would probably be scared to death. I said, "You better wipe that look off your face, bitch. You don't scare me. Trust me. I've seen much worse than a giant wolf lunging for me. Just add it to the list of mythical creatures that have tried to kill me."

     Everyone except Theo looked at me either confused or shocked. I asked, "What? You think you're the only mythical creatures out in the world. So uneducated. HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT! I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!"

       I walked to the kitchen table and picked up my phone before I called Scott and put the phone on speaker. I listened to it ring several times before a voice answered the phone and I didn't say anything.

Derek: Hello?

Theo: Uhh... Derek?

Derek: Theo? Why the hell are you calling Scott?

Scott: *in the background* GIVE ME MY PHONE DEREK!

Derek: No. Not until he tells me why he is calling you.

Me: Derek, give Scott his phone.

Derek: Mads?

Me: Derek, give Scott the phone. Now.

Derek: Where are you? We all miss you.

Me: DEREK JOHNATHON HALE! GIVE SCOTT HIS PHONE RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME WHEN I GET HOME I WILL DEBALL YOU WITH YOU A RUSTY KNIFE!

Pack: *in the background laughing*

Scott: Hey sis.

Me: Hey baby bro. Can you and Stiles leave the pack for a minute?

Scott: Yeah. Okay. We're away from them. What's wrong?

Me: Okay, so it turns out that Uncle Billy is actually my biological father and that's why I'm here with him and I have another little brother named Jacob. I've only been here a few hours, so I can't really decide if he's as cool as you and Stiles yet, but anyways. Remember the legends that Billy told us about the Quileute nation growing up? That we were descendants from wolves and about the Cold Ones and all that?

Scott: Yeah. Why?

Me: The Cullens are vampires you idjit.

Stiles: Well then. I was not expecting all that. How much longer till we can see you? The pack wants to see you too. Including Derek who broke up Braeden by the way.

Me: Um.... Spring break is next week right?

Scott: Yeah. Why?

Me: Come up then. You're finding your own place to house all of them though. Especially him.

Theo: Save my number Scott. Her phone got destroyed. We'll explain more later. Okay. Well we have to go.

Scott and Stiles: Bye Maddy. Love you.

Me: Bye Scotty. Bye Mischief.

Then we hung up and I looked up when Sam said, "You're not telling them anything about the pack."

     I started laughing and then he said it again, but this time was different. This time was like my inner wolf was almost forced to listen to him. I said ALMOST. I stood up and looked Sam straight in the eyes before I said, "Listen here and listen here good Samuel because I am only saying this once. I WILL tell MY brothers and the only way you will be able to stop me is if you kill me. Which go ahead. Kill the rightful Alpha of the pack. I will fight back and I promise you that things are not what they seem."

      I looked at Theo before him, Jake and I picked Billy's wheelchair up with him still in it and walked down the road to his house and helped him inside and then we went to bed.