The adventures of Seana, Prestley and the Evil Meddz

Once upon a time there lived a young and beautiful princess named Seana, she lived in Wayne Kington, in a big bright palace, with her father (the king) SwagLord and her mother (the queen) Swaggilicious. One day she went to her mother and asked,

"Mum can I please have an iPhone 6, it's only $700 and we can just tax the village people,"

"Um... go ask your father," repied her mother.

So Seana skipped her way to the garden where her father was listening to the birds and the animals of the garden,

"Father," Seana pleaded with a bright smile on her face,"could I pleeaassee have an iPhone 6, it's only $700 and we can just tax the village people"

"No!" yelled her father.

Seana was a wreck, crying with mascara running down her face, but dispite this she ran as fast as the wind to her bestfriends Prestley's house. As soon as she arrived Prestley was startled by a big

**Knock Knock Knock**

"Hey hun, what seems to be the big problem?" exclaimed Prestley.

"Oh, my parents are just so rude that they wont give me only $700 for an iPhone 6, I mean I said that we could just tax the people..." sobbed Seana.

"There, there" calmed Prestley.

Prestley had seen Seana in this sort of a state before and knew exactly what to do... she rumaged through her cupboards and came across the perfect thing- Tequila.

Starting with one shot and three minutes later finishing the bottle, they drank all night long and were blasted. Throughout the night they had an amazing sleep but, were woken up in a panic by a loud

**BANG**SWOOSH**POW**

"Did you hear that?" Whispered prestley.

"YAASSS" yelled the crack kid in the corner that got hit in the head by a basketball.

"Shutup you weirdo" Screamed Prestley.

The girls were in a lot of pain with raging headaches from last nights episode but, ran outside and hoped to find the thing that made those sounds. Seana, Prestley and the crack kid ran outside and face-planted in some sick from last night and wiped their faces and went running towards the noise. Running in sepentine (not diliberatly) and were stunned to find....