Tiger's Short Stories

Armin's Revenge

A/N: So, I was talking to my sister, Heather, and my friend Levi, and was given the prompt to write a story about the two of them. So this happened. Levi is based on my friend, and Armin is from Attack on Titan. Enjoy!

Armin's Revenge

“What do you mean Armin is the best character to ever exist? He’s useless, he’s pathetic, plus he’s blond, that must mean he has the IQ of a bottle of syrup!” Levi said, not understanding how someone could think like this. Fangirls sure could be insane. Of course, if he asked if he had every wall of his room covered with Attack on Titan posters, he’d gladly admit it, but that didn’t make him too insane…right?

He knew he had to get to bed otherwise his parents would yell at him, so he decided to put his phone down for the night.

However, as he did so, he heard his window shatter and there before him stood Armin with a sword pointed at him. Levi laughed of course, knowing that someone like this could never actually harm him.

“Do you dare mock me?” Armin said.

“Of course, you can’t even kill a titan, why would I be afraid of you?”

Armin started pacing across the room nodding his head. “Just as I thought. Well, a certain girl with a certain obsession over a certain ninja who likes a certain ramen shop has been talking with me. And that conversation taught me about the truth of the world, the wonders of watermelon, and beauty of killer penguins, and also the fact that you must die.”

Levi ducked right as Armin swung his sword at him, before Levi throw his chair at Armin trying to throw him off balance. He then reached for the fire extinguisher that he had decided to bring to his room for such a time as this and then threw it at Armin. The fire extinguisher hit Armin in the face, sending him flying back into the wall. Levi then tried to figure out what he should do next, while Armin stumbled back to his feet. He really wished he could have had Heather’s katana, but alas, she was a million miles away. But even so, he would never change, even if this was the end of the world as we know it. He felt fine.

He then picked up a pillow decided that was the next best weapon was a pillow and swung it at Armin, who sliced through it with his sword before kicking Levi in the chest. This knocked the wind out of him so much so that he couldn’t get up. Armin then pointed his sword inches away from Levi’s neck. “Say it.”

“All right, I admit it, you are a good character.”

“Good,” Armin said as he turned toward the window he broke through earlier. “Just remember, only about a year until season 2.”