This joke is one of my favorite ones that will make most people who read this laugh.
Teacher: Now remember, if you want to get a drink of water just remember to ask for permission before you go.
You: (Mrs./Mr. ____) may I please get I drink of water?
Teacher: Not right now, we are about to take a test
You: (Gets up to get water)
Teacher: Where are you going, I told you no water right now.
You: But you said all we had to do was ask, you said nothing about if you said no or not.
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Corny Jokes to use at School
HumorJokes you can use to talk back to your teacher and make everyone in your class laugh.