Surviving Hell (a.k.a High school)

Diets & Me Don't Mix

Alexandra's P.O.V

I went down stairs to the living room. I sat down and turned the T.V on. Luckily Pretty Little Liars was on. Common you've gotta love it. Its just so much fun to guess who did it.

After about 15min I was beginning to get hungry.
I went into the kitchen to get some Oreos. The thing was that they weren't there.
"What the hell! Where are my Oreos! MOM have you seen my pack of Oreos!"
"Shut up your so loud don't you see I'm trying to sleep!"
God damn there's my mom for you she has to get her "Beauty" sleep. Like that's going help her at all.
I went to my sisters room and she was sitting in a dark corner eating something.
I knew it shes a zombie in disguise and she's eating someone's flesh!
Ugh I see to much Walking Dead.
I went closer to her and couldn't believe what I was seeing.
The little brat was eating my Oreos!
"You little brat! Give them back to me!"
"No there's only one left and its all for me."
That little bitch. I grabbed her hand and stole the Oreo like a boss.
I ran for the door. What I didn't expect was my little sister tackling me down from behind. I fell face first into the ground. For a 9 year old she's heavy.
"Get off me you pig!" I struggled under her wieght.
"At least I'm not an elephant like you!"
Ouch. That hurt. I know I'm fat but not that fat. I only weigh ninty-seven pounds.
I heard heavy foot steps running down the stairs. Oh oh. I stuffed the cookie in my mouth probably dropping crumbs everywhere. Oh well.
I looked at my sister and we knew we were both in deep shit.
My mother slammed the door open
"Stop it you two!" Her voice made a echo in the entire house .
My sister got off me and she made those puppy eyes. Oh no she didn't.
"Mommy I didn't do anything. I was just eating cookies and sissy came up to me and pushed me. So I tackled her to defend myself."
That son of a gun!
My mom looked ticked and you could easily see she wasn't buying it.
"Seriously over a stupid cookie? As punishment neither of you will be able to eat any junk food. You will both go on a diet." Mom said in an orderly manner.
"You can't! You know sweets are my life. I can't live without them. Please don't do this!" I tried to beg.
But being a person who doesn't go back on her word she didn't change her mind.

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2hr later(spongebob narrator voice)
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I can't do this what am I supposed to do! I'll just kill myself...never mind I can't do that. Ugh!
I got an idea. I sneakily went into the kitchen and opened the fridge.
"What!"
Where are all the sweets!
I went into the food closet and the chips were missing too. Oh hell no.
I looked outside the window and saw my mom carrying a trash bag full of the most delicious foods.
I ran outside, dashing towards my mom. I ripped the bag out of her hands. I laughed mischievously.
"You'll never catch me!" I ran as if my life depended on it.
I turned back to see my mother catching up on me. Oh shiz. I really needed to work out more. Nah that'll never happen.
I turned back around only to find myself face slamming into the trash can. Crap.
All the food in the bag flew everywhere.
"Who the fudge put that there!"
I looked up only to see my mom.
"Your in big trouble young lady! Go to your room." she exclaimed.
I could even see steam coming out of her ears.
I slowly got up and began to walk towards my house.
"Wait!" She shouted towards me.
"Give me the chips that you have."
"What chips?" I smiled innocently.
"The ones your hiding in your bra."
What is she a ninja?
I reached into my bra and gave it to her.
Gesh can't a women have her chips? (-｡-;