Naruto Hinata and Neji have made it to the Hokage's office and when they did naruto had met The last two people he never expected to see. Jiraia and Tsunade senju of The sannin naruto just looked at the two of them and said." Greetings grandmother. grandfather.to what do I owe The unexpected visit???. Not that I'm happy you FINALLY decided to visit me and take an interest in my life now but I'll look past the 13 years of neglected care for my own well being. Now then. I will only ask ONE more time. WHY are you here???." And jiraia said" well. you see naruto.the thing is. We. We missed you. and If you let us.we want to train you to be a..." And naruto said." A WEAPON FOR THE VILLAGE!?!?!. NO WAY!!!. I'M HAPPY IN THE CLOVER KINGDOM!!!. PEOPLE RESPECT ME AND I CAN ACTUALLY ENJOY MY OWN BIRTHDAY INSTEAD OF BEING HUNTED AND NEARLY KILLED LIKE A WILD ANIMAL!!!. YOUR SPY NETWORK COULD HAVE BEEN MANAGED BY YOUR OWN SHADOW CLONES!!!. AND YOU!!!. WHERE WERE YOU GRANDMOTHER WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST!?!?. I'LL TELL YOU WHERE!!!. AT A BAR OR A CASINO!!!. GAMBLING AND GETTING DRUNK!!!. UNCLE JULIAS. THE WIZARD KING WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS UNDERHANDED TACTICS LORD HOKAGE!!!. I SWORE TO YOU BEFORE I LEFT A YEAR AGO I'D BE SERVING THE CLOVER KINGDOM AND THE FIRE CAPITAL!!!. AND NOW THAT I'VE MADE THE RANK OF MAGIC KNIGHT CAPTAIN YOU BETTER WATCH WHO YOUR THREATENING BECAUSE THE OTHER CAPTAINS AND THE WIZARD KING HIMSELF WILL BE HERE FOR THE FINALS!!!.NEJI.HINATA. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I KILL ALL 3 OF THEM!!!." Naruto Neji and Hinata Then turned around and walked out of the tower seeing as naruto didn't want to reveal any of his tricks before the exams even began. Jiraia and Tsunade then looked at their old Sensei and jiraia asked." Is it true then Sensei???. Has naruto's life really been that bad and you didn't even do anything about it!?!?. And for what!?!?. To have The ultimate weapon for The village!?!?. I'm beginning to wish naruto had summoned Cerberus to eat you alive." and tsunade said as she cried into her hands." WHY jiraia???. WHY didn't you tell me naruto was still alive!!!???. ANSWER ME!!!." And jiraia said." Would your debt collectors have let you be able to take care of him with as often as you gamble and lose???.and do you think I could be able to travel from one contact to the next without worrying about him???. NO NEITHER OF US COULD AND YOU KNOW IT!!!." Tsunade then left The office and jiraia asked."AND JUST WHERE ARE YOU GOING TSUNADE!!!???." And tsunade said." To find MY GRANDSON and hope to Kami he forgives me you self absorbed pervert!!!." (BAM!!!). Tsunade slammed the door so hard it fell off the hinges and jiraia said." I'm going to get to the bottom of this Sensei and IF I find out your involved???. The daimio will have your head on the chopping block!!!. And I'll be there when it is." Jiraia then jumped out The office window and went looking for answers by asking around the village.
Meanwhile back at the black bulls base in The clover kingdom. Asta was keeping naruto's room clean and maintained while he was away and came across a strange looking staff curious as to what the staff was he decided to pick it up not knowing captain Yami was standing behind him and said in a serious tone of voice." DON'T. TOUCH. THAT. STAFF." But sadly,it was to late and asta had picked up the staff and asked." Hey captain Yami sir. What kind of secrets do you think master naruto keeps in this thing???." Suddenly a strange multi colored mist started to begin pouring out of the staff with two heads. The heads were in The shape of naruto's ancestors Hashirama senju and Mito Uzumaki. The heads then emitted two different colored mist.a midnight blue from the man's head and a royal purple from the woman's head. Suddenly asta's body began to change.and not in The normal way.yami knew what was happening next and imediatly shut The door.the two different colored mist swapped Heads and after it faded away asta was now in a blonde busty woman's body. Little did he know that without an uzumaki clan member who is also pure of heart the curse was irreversible. In other words,he was a boy stuck in a girls body. For The next two months. Yami then opened the door and said as he laughed." I tried to warn you asta.or should I call you astina.from now on???. The curse on the staff is irreversible to anyone who isn't from the uzumaki clan.your stuck that way for The next two months until naruto gets back. ha.ha.ha"

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naruto:the Heir Of Magic And Chakra
Fantasywhat if one night while naruto was asleep in his apartment he suddenly heard a voice that was calling out to him but it wasn't the kyuubi. instead something far more powerful than The kyuubi. more ancient. an item with Powers that only he could cont...