If I'm gonna stay up, I might as well check on that dating site.
I had to propose by the end of the year and then not invite Jimin to the wedding.
I checked the app.
2 matches.
The first one was ugly as hell.
The second looked decent.
I clicked on her profile.
She was 25, she likes to sleep, she is an okay cook.
She likes to read in her spare time, she is a trainee at SM, she likes photography.
I called her.
I'm just gonna call her Ignooy because why not.
Ignooy: "Hello? Who is this?"
Me: "Uhhh....Hi? My name is Yoongi."
Ignooy: "Ohhhh. You must be that guy who helped me with the girl."
Yoongi: "No actually. I'm not. I was just wondering. Do you wanna-"
Ignooy: "Date? You must be from the app then."
Yoongi: "Yeah..."
Ignooy: "Okay. Why the heck not."
Yoongi: "So what about this girl you helped?"
Ignooy: "Well, it was actually the girl's boyfriend or something. They ran out of this French restaurant and she disappeared. I helped him look for her, but we never found her. Turns out, he was a member of BTS. I should of recognized Jimin sooner"
This means three things:
1. She lives in New York City
2. She is an army
3. She is nice enough to help an idiot like Jimin and his wife
Me: "You know BTS?"
Did you get my reference?
Ignooy: "Yes! I love them! Are you an Army too?"
I smirked
Me: "You could say that. Who is your bias?"
Ignooy: "Yoongi is my husband. He just doesn't know that yet."
Me: "And what if he did?"
No reply.
Me: "Hello?"
Ignooy: "That's what would happen. I'd die"
We talked all night. Before I knew it, Jin was knocking on my door.
Jin: "Are you coming. We have to eat breakfast before the concert"
Me: "I have to go now. But I'll talk to you later."
Ignooy: " I should be getting ready too. I'm gonna go see my men later today!"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Ignooy: "Guess who got their hands on BTS tickets"
Me: "Send me a photo of yourself, you lucky homo sapien"
Ignooy: "Ha! Loser! While you're stuck at home all day, I get too see Yoongi!! But I'll send you a video"
When I was eating breakfast, I got the selfie of Ignooy.
She was wearing a Love yourself sweatshirt, with a hat that said Suga on it.
Jungkook: with his mouth full of food "What are you smiling about?"
Taehyung: "I think he's texting someone!!"
Both of them: "Get him!!!"
Jin: "Absolutely not! Sit back down and we'll have a civilized family conversation."
Jungkook: "But we aren't family."
Jin: "I SAID SIT DOWN"
They ran to their seats.
Jin: "So Namjoon, broke our chair yesterday."
Namjoon: "It wouldn't have happened if Hoseok just opened the door!"
Hoseok: "It was one in the morning!"
Jimin ran in the room.
Jimin: "Am I late?"
Jin: "Only 7 minutes and 43 seconds."
Jimin: "Did you finish all the-"
Taehyung: "Yes we did."
An empty bottle of Jam sat in front of the three maknaes.
Me: "Can we go now?"
Jimin: "But I haven't eaten anything!"
I threw an apple at him.
Me: "You can eat in the car."
Jimin: "Hmmph. Fine."
Jin: "Let's go! We don't wanna be late"
Jin and Namjoon smiled at each other.
//Time skip to backstage, before the concert//
Me: "Why did we have to bring hospital girl with us again?"
Namjoon: "Don't call Izzy hospital girl!"
Jin: "They said that she could leave in a week or something"
Namjoon: "Enjoy the free concert Izzy! We have to go now"
I think I wrote too much. That was long and nothing happened.
Ship Vkook. I'm making it happen.
I didn't forget Wonpil.
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