Anon: hahahahahahahahahahahaha there aren't many photos of this dude wth
Anon: lol I might make a part 2 to this weirdness
WARNING: Swear Words, No Actual Plot, and Vines
【 Nobody ／ Second POV 】
"Agent Coyote this is Headquarters do you copy?" Luciel was saying through a walkie talkie.
"Yes sir I do," You saluted to the nearby camera.
"And Agent Little Dick-"
"AGENT WHAT?!" Saeran squeaked.
All was silent as Luciel repeated what he said. "Agent Little Dick. Do you copy?"
"If he means me I'm not responding," Vanderwood was heard through the walkie talkie.
"Age- BROTHER THAT IS YOU!!!" Luciel yelled.
"NO IM PRETTY SURE THAT IS YOU SAEYOUNG!!" Saeran yelled back.
"IM HEADQUARTERS!! PEOPLE LISTEN TO THIS YOU KNOW!!"
"YEAH LET THEM KNOW YOUR NAME THAT WAY I CAN RID OF YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND MC OUTTA MY LIFE WHY DID I EVER ACCEPT??" Saeran was hollering so loudly you could hear his actual voice from upstairs.
"Saeran-"
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!"
"Sae-"
"FUCK OUTTA HERE UGLY ASS DOODOO HEAD!!" Saeran yelled.
"This is getting stupid..." Vanderwood muttered. "I'm done with this."
"I thought you were American," Luciel giggles. Not even three seconds later did you hear loud static for a moment, followed by Vanderwood's loud yelling hears throughout the house.
"He's gonna tase you." You laughed.
"I know and I'm going to hide." Luciel was still giggling.
"Give me a new code name!" Saeran yelled.
"FINE!! YOU ARE AGENT WINDOW BREAKER!!" Luciel yelled back.
"Thank you," Saeran sighed.
A second later, Luciel was heard swearing then you could faintly head "DONT FUCK WITH ME VANDERWOOD!! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!! AAAAAAAA" soon followed by him being tased. You and Saeran both snickered at this.
"So-"
"I'm not going to carry your brother to his bed."
"Shall-"
"I will most definitely draw dicks on his forehead with you."
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「One-Shots」 : Bad Saeran ♦︎ Unknown ♠︎ Ray ♥︎ Good Saeran ♣︎ Secret Saeran
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