When your parents can't find any spoons
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"Do you know where all the spoons went?"
"Yes..."
"Where?"
"I hid them they're evil"
"where are they?"
"In my sock drawer"
-goes and gets them- "now I can eat my soup"
"When you choke and die me and Liam will come to your grave and say we told you so"
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Directioners book of randomness
FanfictionRANDOM BOOK FOR DIRECTIONERS CAUSE NO ONE ELSE WOULD GET A SINGLE WORD IN IT
