Dinosaur Feet

I was asleep when it all happened. I was a Goat.

Once Jerry woke up,Jerry found out he was a goat.My family was jelous because they wanted to be a goat,until my parents told me I was adopted, by goats in the wilderness.

 I knew as a goat, I could change the world.

Later in the book or something.(30 days before incident)

Prologue

Jerry and his 2 older brothers lived with their parents in a small rural town. Jerry always roamed the plain fields filled with goats every morning.Jerry wanted to be a rapist in the future, so he stalked goats and raped them everyday saying,"Goat is love goat is life"(no Shrek References used)Jerry's family had a strong feeling that he could be retarted.Jerry's 2 older brothers Jeffery and John could also be rapist in the future, but they don't molest goats unlike Jerry. Jeffery and John's job was to milk the cows every morning,but they always milk the cows sexually,while the parents clean the "walls" on the house.Dad works in the fields gathering wheat and Crops.....in FarmVille(Don't ask why)Mom cleans the house everyday especially the walls.......in house cleaning simulator, a lovely family of 5( With the kids as slaves)Jeffery,John, and Jerry went to school in a one room school wih 10 other retarted kids with their retarted abillites(I guess you could say this was a school for special retarted people.)

Jerry woke up on a bunk bed,where his brothers were on top,Jerry heard them doing something under the bedsheets as they daydream about cows' utters.Jerry's bed was full of goats,Goat pillows,Goat rectums,and goat tresure chest filled with fabalous goat memories.Jeffery took his goat packpack to somewhere he hasn't been for 3 months....Jail(A.K.A school).Fabalo Elementery,was filled with great wonders,espiccally for retarted people,all of these questions have been asked,why does light have light in its name?I can hear colors and where does the eatable things i put in my eataing hole go?

Jeffery and his 3 retarted friends were the, so called,"Cool kids."

Everyone in Jeffery's group,and Johny(Rearted friends and Jeffery)ate their homeworks as a excuse not to do their homework.Jeffery's Best friend ,Jelly had the retarted abillity to, open and close doors rapidly without stopping.Jeffery and Jelly wondered what would happen if you "Duck Tape" a cow to the door then rapidly close and open the doors."The Group"always had C's as their grades, because they thought it meant,Cool Kids.

[Warning this part will be intestly racist to asains]But as for Jerry, he was around the asains(he's also in the chess club)Jerry was the head of the club,even though he's not asain.Hanimal jam how to get free chat for non memberse creates 4 pages of homework every day for his hungry asains.He gets all A's. His Asain friend Hun Flon Poo steals his homework and hides them under his bed.The asains presades the teacher to give Jerry a,"A" because he is the king.He also made this song for his asians.

"Homework-i do my Homework Every day-A stands for Asains, and Asains do homework."

To be contunied